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BARBARA: Good evening. Good evening. President Trump. Thank you for taking our question. My name is Barbara. I’m a mom of three, a grandmother of seven, and three great grands. A registered nurse. Retired, retired nurse. So I know of course what goes into raising children and running a household. People just can’t survive now. How are you going to bring down the cost of food and groceries?

DONALD TRUMP: Good. Very good. Thank you. So we have to start always with energy. Always. I don’t want to be boring about it, but there’s no bigger subject. It covers everything. If you make donuts, if you make cars, whatever you make, energy is a big deal, and we’re going to get that. It’s my ambition to get your energy bill within 12 months, down 50%. If I can do that. I’ve done a hell of a job. 5-0, not 15, fifty.

Interest rates are going to follow and actually they’re going to follow for another reason. The economy is now not good. And interest rates, you’ll see they’ll do the rate cut and all the political stuff tomorrow, I think. And, you know, will he do a half a point? Will he do a quarter of a point?

But the reason is because the economy is not good, otherwise you wouldn’t be able to do it. But we’re going to get interest rates down and we got to work with our farmers.

Our farmers are being decimated right now. They’re being absolutely, absolutely decimated. And, you know, one of the reasons is we allow a lot of farm product into our country.

And we’re going to have to be a little bit like other countries. We’re not going to allow so much to come in. We’re going to let our farmers go to work.

And I don’t know if you remember, I love the farmers because, you know, I had many meetings as president. I had this gorgeous room with this beautiful table that seats about 35 people.

And I was with the farmers, I usually — everybody wants something. They all want subsidy. But I was with the farmers and I think you might have been there, actually, Sarah, I said, look, fellas, we’re going to get you such a beautiful subsidy, meaning I’m going to do things.

And one of the people raises and “Sir, honestly. We don’t want a subsidy.”

This is the first time this ever happened to me. Everyone wants — they want money. Why did they want to build windmills? We want money with these windmills. Ay-yi-yi.

Anyway, but you know what was amazing? He said, almost tears in his eyes. “We don’t” — they were getting decimated. “We don’t want a subsidy. We just want a, you know, a fair level playing field.”

And I said I said, nobody’s ever said that. And I have many industries and many groups of people from different things. You know, they do all different things. It’s probably the most dramatic I’ve ever seen. He didn’t want anything. All he wanted was to be able to compete fairly.

And the reason the problem we have is other countries. They treat us very badly in that way also. They really are. And, you know, sometimes the worst countries are our so-called allies.

I say so-called, because in many ways they’re not allies at all. They take advantage of us. They really take advantage.

But we’re going to do with the farmers. We’re going to do what we have to do with the farmers. We’re going to put our farmers —

And you remember the expression when I was negotiating with China, China said, well, we’re not going to deal with this because they never had anybody negotiate. They did whatever they want. They just took us like, you know, for a bunch of suckers.

But I told the farmers, it’s going to be they’re very good negotiators. You’re going to suffer for six months and then they’re going to fold. And that’s exactly what happened.

They folded and they agreed to buy $50 billion. You know, you might have heard the story. I said how much, I went to the secretary of agriculture. How much did they buy? He said 15. I thought he said 50. So when they’re ready to make a deal at 15 billion, I said, no, I want 50. That’s what they’ve been buying.

They said, No, it’s 15. I said, You said 50? And he said, No, we said 15. I said, that’s okay, ask for 50 anyway, and we got it. We got it. And they buy a lot of our products.

So we’re going to — just a great — interest rates, energy and common sense. A lot of it’s common sense, everything.

You know, I like to say we’re the party of common sense. We want to have a strong border. How about that? We want to you know, all of a sudden they’ve changed. They didn’t want any border. They said walls don’t work.

Two things work. What are the two things? Wheels and walls. You know, if I do, there’s a gorgeous computer down here. In about two weeks, it’s going to be obsolete. A friend of mine is in that business. He hates it.

He said we come up with a new model and it’s that greatest. About three and a half weeks later, the damn thing is totally obsolete. The only thing that never gets obsolete is a wall and a wheel.

And the wall is what we’re talking about now. And, you know, we built hundreds of miles of wall. We then added more than I ever said I was going to do. And then we had that bad election result, that disgusting result. And they never put it up.

You know what they did with it? They sold it for $0.05 and it was expensive wall it was exactly what the Border Patrol wanted with the antique plane plate on top, which I always hated because I didn’t like the look of it.

But, you know, they demonstrated that we had mountain climbers and a couple of drug climbers. These guys are amazing. They can they put 100 pounds of drugs on the back and they go up the wall like it’s nothing.

But they couldn’t get over the plate. So all of a sudden they said, okay, I’ll put the plate on. I didn’t like it. I liked it better without the plate, but it didn’t work quite as well.

So this is what we did. We had it. We had the best. We had a thing called Remain in Mexico. You don’t have to be a genius to know Remain in Mexico is a very good thing. And you think that was easy to get?

I think Tijuana, Mexico was probably the fastest growing city in the history of the world. Okay? They had hundreds of thousands. They couldn’t come in when they got in. They let everybody pour into our country, the border, just to finish with the border.

When I talk about energy, to me it’s exciting. But to a lot of people it’s not. But it gets exciting because we’ll bring down your costs, all that. But what people want to hear and I believe when I got elected, I believe it was the border that was the biggest thing. And I fixed it and I did a great job.

And I wanted to mention it in 2020. And my people would say, Sir, nobody cares about the border. They don’t care because I had it fixed. Now I got to fix it again. I believe the border is of the greatest interest when you look at when you look at.

When you look at what’s happening in Aurora. Okay, Take a look at Aurora. When you look at what’s happening in Ohio, the great state of Ohio, I love it. I’m way the hell up. I wish I was up 18 points in your state. But we are up. We are up. I think when people hear what I have to say, I don’t know how you can possibly lose that.

You. I’ll tell you this and I’ll say this for Michigan. If I don’t win, you will have no auto industry. Within 2 to 3 years, it’ll all be gone. And I know you got a little bit of an increase. It doesn’t mean that’s the small stuff because it’s just a temporary thing because you will not have any manufacturing plants.

China is going to take over all of your business because of the electric car and because they have the material. We don’t.

What we have is a thing called the gasoline. We have gasoline. We have so much gasoline, we don’t know what to do. They don’t have gasoline. So why are we making a product that they dominate? They’re going to dominate.

You will not have a car industry left, not even a little bit of a car industry. So and you’re going to have electric cars, but you’re going to have 7%. You’re going to have 9%, whatever it may be. And maybe someday the technology becomes so good that you can do more. I mean, you know, it’s fine.

But right now, the battery technology isn’t there for long term. I always say I love the electric car, but they don’t go far enough and they don’t do well. You know, in Iowa, it was 20 degrees below zero. When we had our great success in Iowa, we had a great and there were cars all over the place. I said, what’s wrong with those cars? They don’t work well in cold and they don’t work very well in heat.

But Elon’s going to figure it out because he’s great. He gave me the greatest endorsement. He figures everything and. And right now he’s got he’s got other things. I think he’s got to get a rocket up to get those two people out of there.

I said, Elon, let’s get going. No, they’re relying on Elon to get the two people — who would like to be up there right now saying “we’re coming back home maybe in February?”

So that was not so good. But Elon will solve the problem. He’s great, great guy. And he loves this state and he loves your whole everything you’re doing here. And he’s done a fantastic job. He really has. And if he didn’t endorse me, I would not be saying that. Okay, I have a problem. I wouldn’t be saying.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

For patients with lesions of the brain, attempting to correct their errors may upset and anger the patients, since the language center of their brain may not be able to process that what they are saying is incorrect and wordy.

Well damn, that does fit what we are seeing pretty well.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

And he’s done a fantastic job. He really has. And if he didn’t endorse me, I would not be saying that. Okay, I have a problem. I wouldn’t be saying.

Fucking, for real? Dude can just say this kind of stuff out loud and still have supporters? "My praise is conditional on your endorsement".

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I applaud you for reading that far down.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He’s cognitively impaired. It’s plain to see.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

And yet he's still within a hair's breadth of the presidency. It's fucking insane.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

The man doesn’t use an oxygen tent, he’s banging straight Freon

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Got through maybe half of that.... Fuck...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I could feel my IQ dropping as I read it. Had to give up halfway.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (4 children)

You should definitely skip to the last four paragraphs and read them because they're the funniest part.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

I think my brain caught termites reading that shit

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Dammit. I'm going back in I guess

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

This truly made me “LOL!”

Thank you.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

JFC you weren’t kidding. I think his brain is melting as we watch.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

All we can do is laugh at the absurdity of it all

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

I almost posted that gif instead. lol.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have somehow missed watching this movie. Please tell me what movie this is.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Thank you my internet friend.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

He got this part right:

Okay, I have a problem.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Good effing gracious.

If I didn't have to know about his babble because he was running my freaking executive department for 4 years, I would've accused this of being ai generated babbling.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

At the end of all that she fucking thanked him?? She should be presenting him with a bill for standing there and taking that nonsense for 10% of an hour.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

You can be sure anyone asking a question at one of these events has been thoroughly prepped and prompted for what to say. And he still can't come up with a coherent answer.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Maybe she thanked him because he finally stopped.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

The article says he answered and his answer was stop imports? Is he fucking stupid? Are the people listening fucking stupid? In what world does that not make prices skyrocket?

Edit: removed some no no words

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Make our country 100% reliant on domestic supply, and deport the immigrants who are helping to harvest said supply. I don't see how this can possibly lower prices.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

If we have less supply, and the suppliers (farmers) are making more money because they are selling their product at a higher price, then the cost that the consumer pays goes way ~~up~~ down. Obviously.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Is he fucking stupid? Are the people listening fucking stupid?

Hmm, it's possible.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I skipped to the bottom to see if he mentioned Mankind being thrown through a table.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Well then at least you found out that Trump is aware that he has a problem.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well he made it through "Good. Very good. Thank you." But by then he had forgotten what the question was, if he ever knew.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

She asked about food costs and he remembered to mention donuts and farmers. Question answered!

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is like a Bad Lip Reading video…

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Except less coherent.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

I think I got through about 50%, might've only been 15%, but I'm pretty sure it was 50%, and I only lost about 15 IQ points reading that much, so anyway I tied an onion to my belt...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (10 children)

Our farmers are being decimated right now. They’re being absolutely, absolutely decimated. And, you know, one of the reasons is we allow a lot of farm product into our country.

And we’re going to have to be a little bit like other countries. We’re not going to allow so much to come in. We’re going to let our farmers go to work.

Reducing supply increases prices, not decreases them. That's like page 1 of every economics book.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He has never ruined a book by cracking its binding....

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This entire thing is absolutely hilarious. You can mix and match every paragraph into a new speech.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Jesus, his "weave" is unraveling.

The disappointing thing is that there was so much gibberish that he probably overwhelmed the audience and they left thinking he knew what he was doing.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's like listening to a tech ceo. Plenty of keywords and fluff. Very little substance.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

How to talk a lot without saying much at all, by a senile old fart who's also a lying insurrectionist convicted serial rapist bankrupt ...

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