Halfway through, I was certain this was The Onion.
Enshittification
What is enshittification?
The phenomenon of online platforms gradually degrading the quality of their services, often by promoting advertisements and sponsored content, in order to increase profits. (Cory Doctorow, 2022, extracted from Wikitionary) source
The lifecycle of Big Internet
We discuss how predatory big tech platforms live and die by luring people in and then decaying for profit.
Embrace, extend and extinguish
We also discuss how naturally open technologies like the Fediverse can be susceptible to corporate takeovers, rugpulls and subsequent enshittification.
I wish.
Welcome to Sacred Timeline Ennui...
Dead internet ~~theory~~ product
The translation thing sounds pretty cool. Maybe I’ll create a Facebook account and find out. Haha, no.
Don't worry, they've already got a number of them made up just like ~~you~~ each and every one of us. 😶
This is meta AI, you can ask it anything.
Ask it to fuck off.
At this point I think I’m ready to remove the rest of my content that remains on Facebook and Instagram.
What if they resurrect you for your followers or whatever based on your prior activity, so nobody even notices you are gone? It’s all ai now anyway.
Bleak af, but entirely possible now. There’s that platform that should be called echochamberAI but instead is called socialAI, and mimics a whole social network for… whatever reason.
Very bleak. Would probably be best to keep the account active, but empty.
Yeah, that totally worked for the reddit0rs that got out early on... /s 🤷🏽♂️
Tin foil hat time: Are tech companies trying to corner the world energy market?
We know one company that's buying a nuclear facility, apparently the child that owns twitters corpse is running multiple generators to power his AI.
Has no one ever read just about anything cyberpunk? Actually? FFS.
People like Zuckerberg use dystopian sci-fi as a manual.
And yet, everyone seems so fucking surprised? 🤷🏼♂️
Cornering the energy market at the same time that solar panels become cheap enough to use as fencing. yeah sounds like the correct amount of stupid
Okay so you put a little dent in my conspiracy. I thank you for that.
What you said is opened up a new idea to me, perhaps these tech companies are using all this energy to keep the stock price up while the solar panels take the power from them.
Pretty sure the latter is meant to be temporary. You can build a data center in as little as a year, but it can take multiple years for utilities to bring more power
Guess it's time to get rid of Facebook again.
Always has been
I don't know why Meta is so eager to finish destroying itself. How long do you think people will be interested in ready AI-generated mush? Not that the quality has ever been high on Meta's platforms; this will most likely accelerate the disillusionment with their offerings. I can't say that is a bad thing, really.
It's the same thing with Reddit- investors believe that as long as you are adding users, you have value. And now of course you can have bots create hundreds of accounts every day...
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Oh come off it.
I mean my feed already seems to be full of slop, what happened to being able to scroll through my friends posts.
Joke's on them. I don't check my Facebook feed.