"Chief Fertilization Officer" at [cemetery].
this post was submitted on 08 Oct 2024
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I feel like the "Assistant daisy pusher" would report into them.
You’d find this on a necrophiliac’s resume too
Aaaannnd that's enough Lemmy for today.
Maggot Assistant at EarthCorp
Some people have all the luck
Recruiters will still be excited about his qualifications and reach out!
I interviewed for a job recently and asked why the position was vacant. They said the previous person died. I didn't have the courage to ask if the death was work-related though.
On an unrelated note, the paper shredder is out of service indefinitely.
Hooray the grind is over! Shareholders can suck it, later losers.
Sprinkles make everything better
Balloon artist at end of life services
Putting the 'fun' in funeral
Sprinkles? That looks like my sink after I shave
my sink after I shave
That's what I said: sprinkles.
Ah shit I applied for that role
it was the only one I was qualified for
I hope he gave his former employer the appropriate amount of notice
I'm halfway there, baby!
Literally middle aged
I meant the 'none' part, but that too. So.... two thirds of the way there? Three quarters? Not sure how to do the math on that.
To be honest i wont be suprised if they add like a automatic deceased notice like this.
Only reason they can imagine you haven't logged in in a month.
Can this artstyle just die already?
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