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O shit we here in the 20s again

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is the 20s, and people make up random shit that spreads like wildfire every fucking day.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

O shit we here in the 20s again

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

The only reason I'm sad that Biden dropped out of the presidential race, is I was enjoying my joke that it's the roaring 20s.....and by that, I mean we got 2 dinosaurs running for office!

And then I'd do a T-Rex roar.

But now the joke doesn't work, because Harris isn't an AARP member. So she can't roar like a dinosaur.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Bruh... It's literally the '20s and misinformation spreads like wildfire all over the internet.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Not on paleontology tho. #winning

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Just go on Twitter or something pretending to be a paleontologist with a new discovery and then show pictures of a Bigfoot or something.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Actually I am a paleontologist and coincidentally I do have a new discovery. I call it "Largefoot", or it's taxonomically correct name, Largus Footus. I would show my definitive proof but I left it in a pocket of my other sweatpants.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Man, the 40s are gonna be wild.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Figures everyone is just overlooking the 30s again. Don't worry, I'm sure they won't be notable, at all.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Well if the timeline is accurate, then next year should see the release of the tale of one man and his mustache's rise to power, in the bestselling autobiography, Mein Kissen.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago

Remember when people thought it was the lack of access to information that made people believe in made-up nonsense? Yeah... it was not.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

"They're eating the dogs. They're eating the cats..." -made up random shit spreading like wildfire, circa 2020's

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Woah this really might be the 20s

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

History books teach the famous quotes that important historical figures have said.

And that certainly will be in the future history books, provided the republicans don't cut ALL funding from education and burn the books first.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Funding? They literally have stated a plan to abolish the Department of Education.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

’20s*

How did you manage to be inconsistent within the post, title, and image?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I loathe pedants and strive to annoy them with my every shitpost

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

May god be with you on you're quest

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Its a blessing to know your their with me

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Legit heard someone the other day calling feathered dinosaurs woke.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

They call velociraptors turkeys in Jurassic Park. The actual paleontologist in the movie gives an accurate description. The "velociraptors" we later see are actually misidentified utahraptors.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

I've recently been to the Knosso Palace, in Greece, and it's littered with creative rebuilding based on hyped up hypothesis about stuff like "here they probably had rituals", "here they had advanced undreground pools for purification", and A LOT of the experience is wasted on clarifying that what you are looking at is fake and wrong.

Also asbestos on the site.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Just imagine how bad asworstos must have been.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Also asbestos on the site.

I guess that explains why the Ancient Greeks are all dead.