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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The first original site-wide Lemmy meme is about holding your poop. We should be proud

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One of the first reddit ones was when they upvoted a literal pic of dogshit to #1 on /r/all. This holding your poop thing is proof that we have arrived

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

That was the one where the dog ate a box of crayons right? It was right around the same time as the 2am chili and the ice soap if I remember correctly.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Literally LOLed, this is me. I ignored the post and then it became this thing and I’m just waiting for it pass before I feel embarrassed!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

The first original meme wave born on Lemmy, I'm so proud of all of you guys

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

We're trying to make "Not everybody poops" a thing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's already well known that girls don't poop, makes sense for it to become more mainstream

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Mmhmm, someone doesn't know Stella Barey's off cam exploits..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sgSIySCZgo

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

don't ask, I won't answer, my reasons are my own.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No, because...

Everybody poops

If they don't, they're an android

And should be destroyed

https://youtu.be/kQTW7Pd1vqc

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Poop inflation. Unfortunately, due to recent supply chain issues and demand spikes caused by elevated numbers working from home, the real-world or street cost of pooping has increased dramatically, reaching above-inflation levels in some eurozone areas. As a result, poop frequency is down amongst all age groups except 65+, and the no poop challenge has grown in popularity. I personally haven’t pooped for 4 days due to the cost.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

a turd is the heaviest thing in the world; not even an elephant can hold one for very long

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Girls be like, "About time some guys evolve!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Been a while since I started sweating it all out instead. Now I have a hole dedicated to absolutely nothing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Its an undiscovered sex hole.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It's very much discovered. I just don't like it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

” just waiting for it pass”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

This is the way.

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