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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

oh no don't gives Russia Zat', that's weapon is Putin dreams because the 3rd shoot makes corpses disappear.

"we are so strong that we have lost no one in the Super Mediocre Operation in Ukraine" Putin after having Zat'Nik'Tels

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Instead of falling out of windows, all of his oligarchs would just vanish.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Nah, they want people to see the bodies, know what actually happened, and be afraid.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Give him some from a later season, when they forgot all about that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Man... imagine if Stargate had Russians in it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

We'd probably have to share a gate or something. /s

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And how about some tacluchnatagamuntoron too!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is that what someone becomes when he Ascends?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

well russians oligarch don't Ascend but Descend. It's their own technique and you need a window for it to works but it's very effective in turning you into a soup and pur energy :)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's Daniel Jackson in the foreground, right?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I think this screenshot's from The Changeling, which would mean, no.