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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What the fuck do you have to do to mash to make it into that? It looks like what I expect the early stages of industrial cardboard manufacturing looks like

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Maybe buckwheat mash or half n half

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It’s like food from some dystopian sci fi movie

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Soylent ~~Green~~ Brown is ~~people~~ haggis!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Correct. Also known as Scottish cuisine.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Is the mash potatoes? The texture and colour is throwing me off

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I thought it was butterscotch pudding and cake for a second and thought it looked awesome.

Honestly it still kinda fucks as meat and potatoes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How... how did they get the potatoes to... fold?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Best guess: runny consistency, and poured out of the pan onto the plate.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I think it's safe to say, if you're pouring your mashed potato, you have gone too far.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If it's not Scottish, it's crrrap. And, apparently, if it is Scottish, it's crrrap

Edit: legit though, haggis ain't bad, just a wee bit funky. But those potatoes+ someone needs to be banned from the kitchen

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Having worked in a place that served haggis, I can confirm it smells like shit from an ass.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Must be easy on the digestive system when it has to do so little to process it.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Excellent on nachos and pizza though

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Holy Scottish shit!!