With a good cunnilingus game, there’s no apology needed.
this post was submitted on 26 Oct 2024
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You’d be surprised
in any case, “thank you” is more appropriate than “I’m sorry”
"Thank you I came in 30 seconds."
My go to is "damn that pussy fire"
Old school. Nice.
Love is a burning thing
And it makes a fiery ring
Bound by wild desire
I fell into a ring of fire
I fell into a burning ring of fire
I went down, down, down and the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire, the ring of fire
I fell into a burning ring of fire
I went down, down, down and the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire, the ring of fire
The taste of love is sweet
When hearts like ours meet
I fell for you like a child
Oh, but the fire went wild
I fell into a burning ring of fire
I went down, down, down and the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire, the ring of fire
I fell into a burning ring of fire
I went down, down, down and the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire, the ring of fire
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire, the ring of fire
The ring of fire, the ring of fire...
This wouldn't work my partner hates country music
This isn't just "country". This is classical, its hall of fame material, its collective memory, it's culture, it's the OST for THPSU2
I don't disagree with you but I've barked up this tree a bunch of times
There's a Social Distortion cover that's punk rock, if that's more their style
I hate country and this song is fire.
Needs a Nine Inch Nails cover!
The only thing that would work
I believe it was Kendrick who once side,
"And her body got that ass that a ruler couldn't measure. And it make me cum fast but I never get embarrassed."
What do you mean?
Humble brags are the best flex.
Right? A whole 30 seconds? Marathon man here....
Efficient yet insufficient
My last encounter didn’t go so well either.
did ... did vedal write this?
Like Vedal could last 30 seconds.
Man's just flexin that Hallmark+ premium sub with free cards on her. She'll lock him down if she's smart.