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[–] [email protected] 94 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 51 points 6 days ago (4 children)

1-3 Amazing costume idea for dedicated person with makeup skills. 4 But where do I get a crocodile?

[–] [email protected] 52 points 6 days ago (4 children)
  1. live in Florida
  2. they're free
[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Aren’t those alligators?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

So rather than anywhere in Florida, we're talking just the tip of America's penis.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yes. Just the tip. I promise.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

I fell for that once and now I have a criminal record in Arkansas since they didn't believe that there's crocodiles in the US either!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago
  1. And in your backyard!
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Floridians don't want you to know that the crocodiles there are free. You can take them home. I have 458 crocodiles.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)
  1. ???
  2. Profit.

Why is it changing my 3/4 to 1/2?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

Comes with the spirit halloween set.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

But where do I get a crocodile?

We used to meet them at work, on the streets, in clubs, everywhere. Today you should probably install an app and hope you'll match with one.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

How do you get a lab coat on said Crocodile?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

You'd have to be a snappy dresser to pull this off

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Needs to have a missing arm as part of the costume.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Would it be tacky to do this with an alligator or a caiman? Crocodiles are kind of hard to come by

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Spiderman S1E1 Night of the lizard

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Leave memos around the party talking about your experiments, on Umbrella Corp letterhead

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

For a safer experience, you can slowly morph into a giant nose that smells crime.