this post was submitted on 30 Oct 2024
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yo, could you flag this NSFW? Don't think most people would be fine if their boss saw this wonderful pod of dicklets on their screen.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Why are you on Lemmy at work?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I shitpost on company time

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

for the same reasons I access Lemmy off work

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

Friend-ulums.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

My wife has these. You can also order little helmets and clothes for them.

EDIT: I feel the need to write that she plays with them like action figures.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Start leaving them on jeeps.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

I miss the old Michael reeves

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

Is that a motherfucking Michael

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

I have one of these on my shelf. My wife got one in a wedding party gift bag a few years ago.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

I only have 7 holes, though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

This is great and all but what if I need 13? Or only 11?!

Pandering to the dozen-ists while ignoring those with more complex dick needs. Shame.

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