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[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I think you mean round child.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Assume a spherical child in a frictionless vacuum.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

That’s gonna make active shooter drills really annoying, logistically, but maybe that’s the point of the exercise

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I can tell you're not an American, OP.

Bullets per square child is a unit of size comparable to an acre, not of speed comparable to KPH. 🤦‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm considering it more like a unit of pressure, like the standard force of a bullet over the stretched area made out of the skin of an obese child.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

It's really a flux as the bullets are moving. The 'per second' is implied.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If you assume that a “bullet” is a unit of momentum (the mass and velocity of a bullet) and “square child” is actually just referring to the mass of a child who happens to be square shaped and not the mass of a child squared, then “bullets per square child” is describing valid units for a velocity

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Square child per bullet then?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Yes. Although our children are more squircle than square.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

Some people will do anything to avoid freedom units

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Lol bullets per square child. I'm going to hell if I wasn't already

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I like my Gallon milk jugs thank you very much

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

I will buy you a metric ton of milk jugs if you make the switch

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

5 is way too many bullets and not nearly enough km

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

That would be Dwad Children per second, or DC/s.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago