Why cheap red wine?
this post was submitted on 04 Nov 2024
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Ancient wine was actually not very good
If it's the only thing you drink, price adds up fast.
Anon discovers eating healthy and exercising.
Don't forget the beard.
The beard hides an ugly jaw, I know from experience.
I try to improve the days of strangers by offering compliments that (hopefully) clearly have no ulterior motive. The two easiest ways I've found to do this are a. Offer the compliment in passing so that it is obvious I'm not asking for anything as a follow-up because I've already walked away and b. Compliment things that took time, effort or courage (like an elaborate hairstyle or colorful makeup).
Metaphorically speaking as a man with a beard, I appreciate men with beards because the man in question is often very pleased with his beard and, in most cases, took time to develop it. Therefore, it's nearly universally a safe thing to compliment. I've never once complimented a beard and not gotten a grin and at least brief conversation as a result. Sometimes I'll even get a brotherly slap on the back.
Maybe OP got a lot of - or even a few - compliments on his beard, regardless of the state of his jaw, and it boosted his ego.
So long as the beard isn't also ugly
He's not really committing until he starts spending his summers at war against a neighboring Polis.
...together with his gay lover
And possibly being paid by Persians
Greekmaxing
why is "interest from women" the last item? anon claims Greek lifestyle but ignores that the ancient Greeks normalized homosexual behavior? .
It's a funny meme but it reeks of ignorance and entitlement.
So you're saying OP is ignorant and entitled because he didn't choose to be gay?
Normalization of homosexual behaviour doesn't imply heterosexual behaviour was non-existent. Helen of Troy was known for her beauty, not her lack of cock.
Also, the Greeks still exist today, so at least some of them were into women.
Helen of Troy was known for her beauty, not her lack of cock.
Rule34 is rapidly approaching your location
Rule 63 too, I think
Because they were already enjoying the interest from men?
Exactly. The OP did normalize it. There wasn't a notable difference.
It's because it's fake and gay
I initially misread "garlic" as "garum" and immediately felt bad for the neighbors.
But there is quite nothing like sunning your freshly shorn scrote.
Incel propaganda
How bout I take a propa ganda at them honkers