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[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Coworker: I'm leaving early for a funeral.

Me:(Not listening) Have fun!

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago (1 children)

TeamLead: Alright, I think that wraps up this zoom. I'll check in with each of you later.
Co-worker 1: Thanks
Co-worker 2: Bye
Co-worker 3: See you all later
Me (already working on something else): Love you; bye.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Should be a norm, IMHO :)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's how I roll. I always say "bye, have fun" at the end of meetings or saying bye to someone at work. No matter the situation. Has been working fine until now .

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah, "have fun" is just good life advice in general 🤷

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"I hope you treasure the coming eighty-six thousand and four hundred seconds."

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

6.0833333333333 days?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's all about the phrasing.

Other things that suffer from this have been listed in memes.

"Butt dial." Vs. "Booty call"

And

"Forgive me father, for I have sinned." Vs. "Sorry Daddy, I've been a bad girl."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Ginger is a root and ale is a beer, but ginger ale is not root beer.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

OTOH, "have a great 1440 minutes" sounds sort of like an uplifting Rent reference.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Although you can make it menacing again if you just State the amount of time and give them a thumbs up.

"1,440 minutes" 👍

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Dennis, are we going to hurt these girls?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Great, now I'm not enjoying it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Don't worry you still have ~23 hours left :)

You don't want to know what will happen when the timer runs out... (Hint: the rest of your life)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Well you probably should be

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

My hilarious doctor, prescribing me medicine that I will take the rest or my life:

"Take one of these every evening for the next 40 years"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Funny but what is it with that background picture? A guy who is supposed to look threatening? makes it weird lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

kinda looks like jorpan pee peeter pants

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

He sort of looks like an off-brand 'most interesting man in the world'

(I stole this meme, so I'm not sure)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

"Have a nice day" isn't something people actually say to reach other in my country, it sounds so incredibly fake (probably because whenever we hear it, it's American employees repeating the line to their customers over and over, clearly not meaning it).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

“Enjoy your remaining years!”

“Enjoy fucking Jules!”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Have a nice day" doesn't mean for the next 24 hours, unless you're telling someone at midnight.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just look at your watch and give them the exact time until midnight. Problem solved and more menacing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

"Enjoy your next..." checks time "...seven hours and twenty minutes!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Man, Tommy Chong really matured elegantly.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Why is it a different guy in the meme?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Mick Foley enters the chat.