I use old oil to start a fire where I burn all my old batteries, tires and trash.
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Hope you throw the batteries in last, when they explode they might otherwise extinguish the flames. Very inconvenient.
At first it seemed like a good idea... before the 'where' clause.
How DO you get rid of engine oil?
You don't. You have to keep it for the rest of your life then pass it on through your family for at least 5 generations. It's the only way to break the curse.
Kidding aside, the actual answer from the EPA
"You Dump It, You Drink It"
Got it, pouring myself a glass this morning
Pretty sure the latter was meant as punishment for the former, but far be it from me to dictate your breakfast, I guess 🤷
I read the big letters and stopped there!
'MURICA! 🫡
It talks about the benefits of recycling, and not how it is done....
Go back home with your dinosaur friends.