Born too late to explore the Earth.
Born too early to explore the Universe.
Born just in time to not poop for three days.
this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2023
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Poop for 3 days challenge
Continuously
Just a single strand of poop.
The Poop Challenge: Season 2
Sounds great! Any ideas? xD
What’s the best way to un-poo?
Fertilize crops and eat them.
Is that next challenge? Figuring out how?
ja!
A funnel. And a webcam
Historic moment
I failed 3days no poop in a half day.. cant hold it 😅😅
Yup, IBS = fail roughly every two hours
I think I could do 2 days. It happens sometimes without me realizing and then the 3rd day I’m not having a good time. It’s not often at all though
Making history.
path of obstipation - poo
I actually passed. Want proof? Big doo doo.
Picture or it didn't happen!
i had to leave to take my dog to the vet... what'd i miss?
The no-poop challenge, created by mizu:
If you want to participate, try not to use the toilet for three days. More advanced participants take some laxatives before starting the challenge, but that's up to you.
ahhh, i didn't realize it was a challenge. thought it was just a shitpost lol.
Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.
Well, is it real, or is it just a shitpost? I can't figure out any possible reason, barring mental problems.
Edit: I guess I'm just not imaginative enough for the (likely) truth.
So you wanna join? There are still some slots open.
Thanks for the invite but I prefer my bowels not impacted lol.
that's also the face you'll make at the end
I was expecting for memes to spread more slowly due to the decentralization but this one post disproved me pretty quickly
That's really not in proper keeping. Everyone knows that poop is at least 30& corn.
Finding out connect for lemmy on android is a thing. 0.0 Just started today but already it doesn't feel like a compromise to switch over anymore.
Much better than Jerboa, but really excited for Sync!
Connect feels a lot like Sync.
I'm gonna be using this until Sync drops.
I'm so happy that I have something on the 1st of July when Reddit stops existing for me
Historic!
Do you know how Germans call someone who is done for? Someone who can't poop anymore!
I can't figure out the back translation. Please repeat that term in German^^
Er oder sie hat ausgeschissen.
Literally means "has pooped" but has different subtexts depending on the situation, including a sense of finality.
Ja, stimmt, ausgeschissen macht Sinn. Bin ich nicht drauf gekommen^^
Yeah, true, ausgeschissen works. Just didn't get it.
But it's kinda a double-meaning preposition. Aus- can mean out (as in move shit out of your body) but also to do something to it's end. E.g. ausgeschalten, where it means to switch off.
Really cool that it exists, really stupid if someone is actually trying it
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