this post was submitted on 07 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Simple solution, throw both out the airlock!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

That's probably actually the best solution. I ain't dealing with an alien imposter.

Actually, that calls into question the whole crew. Maybe he's the only one who managed to make it back and everyone else has also been replaced. Maybe you've been replaced and given false memories?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

This is why the Russians had a space gun.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Meanwhile, the audience: "Holy shit, two Ramirezes!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

nothing is worth the risk nothing is worth the risk nothing is worth the risk

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago