"Comrade, I disagree with your interpretation of paragraph 2, page 874 of Kapital"
"then it's time to die, reactionary" 
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But I guess to be fair, the Left also overestimates how united the Right is
Their obscene financial backing makes up for it though.
I donated $50 to keep this site running once and no one thanked me for my "obscene financial backing"
It's the amount that makes it obscene not the naughty messages you send the admins. But thank you for helping to keep the site up. 
Thank you for your service
How many subdivisions of the "Proud Boys" have been slapfighting over who is the "cuck" among themselves? 
Gee, it's almost as if we're a totally atomized society, like, maybe... pringles in a can, that's a great metaphor I just came up with!
I've seen it phrased "The left is into collectivism and are easily unified!", a hypothesis trivially defeated by observing any big tent left space for a yoctosecond.
We all know what the most important part of being a communist is 
rad as fuck facial hair
this is one of my biggest criticism of the Chinese communists, for all of their preeminent leaders are completely lacking in facial hair
where is you guys's fuckin facial hair????????
Dong Biwu was technically the leader of China from 1972 to 1975.
there it is
the most important part of being a communist
Making yourself sad.
WE CAN FIX THAT, THOUGH
We are going to need a bigger spoon. 
Nazis stop making leftists sound fucking awesome already 
Let's make it true
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We say this, then let in a tiny trickle of people and they are all giga-libs spouting vaush and nato talking points, and close the spigot again
Those people have highly curated ideologies sustained by internet communities so idk how well they represent the world (outside idk, universities?)
no, it's about 65% of what you find on english speaking internet. Believing that chauvinist "leftists" aren't the overwhelmingly majority of western leftists is self-delusion IMO.
I wish I was the monster you think I am
I didn't know that! Now that I do - I'm going to share InevitableSwing's Leftist Manifesto. I haven't written it yet so be patient please. It may take a while but I'll get there. ~1/1,000
CW: Self harm!
Does anyone have that communist edit of a long stand up sketch, with the one leftist trying to convince the other not kill themselves, which ends in "die, liberal!"? Thanks in advance.
Nah all I can find is the original Emo Philips version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANNX_XiuA78
Thanks!
The Right is so upset that they're not actually going to be purged in a left-wing revolution. It destroys them inside, knowing they don't get to martyr themselves in a blaze of glory. So they just die of Covid to trigger us instead.
Who said they won't?
Every right wing sect is violent towards each other. Most leftists only argue with dialogue (and the exception makes the rule)
We get it Tucker, the left is invincible. Join or die. There is no chance to stand against the inevitable red tide that will sweep across the world, communism will prevail, and all your standard talking points...
Is this more right wing projection?
There's some truth to that. The average chud has no clue how to organize and they largely don't, they just let whichever politician or media figure they're into do all the talking.
Also I'm pretty sure Tucker is talking about himself too, maybe not self-consciously. Conservative media people like him all hate one another, because they're all in competition with one another. Tucker hates Alex Jones and they probably both hate Ben Shapiro. They all probably hate Denis Prager. They all hate one another because they're conservatives making money off eyeballs and they're all competing for the same audience.
Every accusation is a confession... sadly. 