and extra credit for using "assiduous".
What a teacher's pet dork.
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Yet they misused 'thee' psh, fake English fans
Should have used thou.
You're racist. You're obvious. We see you.
You forgot "ya basic"
You're wack. You're twisted. Your girls a ho. You broke. The kid ain't yours and everybody know
Me 
kamala
“Filling our roles” at work by being absolute zonkered on drugs
It's like psychological space marine armor for the horrors of commercial life
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she's filled the VP role successfully
By having a pulse, because that's literally the only important role of the VP.
Even pelosi said as much on CNN this week lol
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Anti-racism is when you go out of your way to fight to keep black men in jail. Racism is when you criticize people who fight to keep black men in jail.
I gotta wonder, did libs have their brains installed backwards or something?
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She's assiduous and quietly conquers.
She's a functional alcoholic and she can usually keep it clean for the cameras
You're racist. You're obvious. We see you.
the amount of white k hive people who have called me a white man on the internet is almost enough to get me to dox myself.
I like how chuds think Harris is the reincarnation of Lenin himself and when she becomes president she'll outlaw Christianity. She's barely coherent and she's always on a cocktail of the drugs from Max Payne.
Do liberals like her at all? I don't mean the khive, I don't know what to call them
I would pay any amount of money for a way to tap into her grizzled inner detective monologue
"Do not come." It has a nice ring to it.
i think for most people shes just the silk press and laugh lady.
I'm not ready to rehash this argument with every single person in my family who never thought about 
until she was chosen as VP and then suddenly acted like they had been huge supporters for years
I know they'd never answer it, but I wonder what their answers would be if you asked these people what Harris has actually done that they like, especially as VP.
Literally the only thing I can think of that she's done while VP is , which was just transparent racist anti-immigrant rhetoric against everyone south of Texas.
She's right
Kamala does everything libs want, so if libs don't like her it's probably because they're racist
She's an extremely good assassination deterrent.
The left wouldn't because she's a cop on top of being an incompetent fool. The right wouldn't because then they'd have a black woman in charge.
Go one layer deeper. She's also a deterrent against Joe wanting to retire because he knows she's incompetent.
motherfuckers she's the modern day dan quayle lmfao
I know the role of VP doenst really mean Jack shit but has she actually done or said anything meaningful the past years?
This was her peak
Idk ... "it was a debate ... awkward laugh ... it was just a debate." Was really good.
big if true
She quietly conquers.
Silent but deadly
Quietly conquers a box of wine and a big handful of xans
Kamala: Babbles some insane gibberish while awkwardly laughing
Her few hardcore cultists left: SILENCE, SHE SPEAKS
the late capitalist plot twist is that the emperor of mankind isn't going to be Trump, it's going to be Kamala, and her hardcore will be the first space marines.
Are they making up a person to be mad at? There are people who don’t like the Biden Harris ticket, but who LIKES Biden while simultaneously being particular enough to object to Harris?
None of us here are desperately hoping to vote for Biden just as long as he gets a new VP and neither is any Republican. Is it just Nate Bronze types talking about how she will drag down Biden’s favorability in polls that they’re mad at? I’m cool with being mad at that kind of a guy.
Kamala i dont carris 
She quietly conquers the repeat offenders here on Hexbear as the dutiful chief of police of the 
... no, she doesn't conquer you like that. Stop it.
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