Uh, neither?
Neolibs are fucking weird
this post was submitted on 25 Sep 2023
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There is no gray area in this debate. You either use children as chattel or kill them.
YOU - "You should invest in a youth centre."
MEGA RICH LIGHT-BENDING GUY - "A youth centre, huh? What kind of youth centre?"
CONCEPTUALIZATION - Come on. Tell him what he wants to hear.
YOU - "One dedicated to instilling liberal economic values in children from low-net-worth families."
MEGA RICH LIGHT-BENDING GUY - "Brilliant! Without children who'll be there to buy stuff in the future?"
YOU - "Yes. And if it doesn't work out, we can always re-purpose the centre as a shopping mall or private equity firm."
MEGA RICH LIGHT-BENDING GUY - "When life closes a door, it opens a window, yes? What's the expected return on this?"
YOU - "Highly educated, work-ready, human capital ready to be directed toward any number of your vast interests."
MEGA RICH LIGHT-BENDING GUY - "Very impressive. You've got a natural eye for unusual investment opportunities."
I'd totally watch a mini-series about a class conscious grifter that sells ridiculous soul-crushing bullshit to billionaire investors.
We have emojis to suit this kind of post!
Well they wouldn't fucking starve to death if their country wasn't destroyed by exploitative mining!
id prefer the children just play, and fish, and make tiktoks, or whatever it is that childred do where cobalt is mined.
id prefer the children just play, and fish, and make tiktoks
And eat hot chip and lie. 
When I pointed out how billionaire "philanthropy" is both pocket change for them and usually is just taking money out of one pocket and putting it in the other, I got back "well would you rather those millions of dollars didn't get spent to help at all?" 
When it comes to Bill Gates' eugenics shit and making public schools even worse, yes, I'd rather he didn't.
Thank you Mr and Mrs Bill and Melinda Gates for making a government funded COVID vaccine a privatized profit center during a global pandemic
But that protected innovation, so said the bootlickers.
It's basically that time Andrew Tate taunted a father who was trying to raise money for his kid's surgery by saying how the surgery is a fraction of what Tate spends on his many cars.
Everyone in Africa starved to death before the white man got there and told them to mine, ig
Fuckin imperial core libs dude everything I see shit like this I take another ratchet to the maoist third worldist side
WORK OR DIE
CAN YOU DO ANY OF BETTER?
The children should be mining, in Minecraft.
I rather 11:11 mine and the kids do kid things rather than dangerous labor.
So it's a child hostage situation, it's child slavery,
Anyone who believes this shit should be composted to make community gardens for the food insecure.
Big "arbeit macht frei" energy
ultimatum andrew 
They crave that salt mine
Oldie but a goodie.