Soon you will be able to brag about "fitting the whole gang in your bussy" !
this post was submitted on 25 Sep 2023
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20hp
737lb-ft torque
Sweet Jesus Christ.
That's more torque than a lot of modern muscle cars have. I know electric motors can shit out a lot of torque, but holy fuck.
The ebussy needs a lot of thrust
Well yeah, it's clearly a size queen. If you can't compete with size, then you need deep, hard thrust.
That eBussy is demanding it.
Look at it.
I'd drive that eBussy all night long!
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It's like a farm tractor.
Top speed of around 100kph. Not that high, but it will get to that speed right the fuck now.
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Lb-Ft
FFS, just adopt the metric system already. And "lb" is not a force unit. Also don't capitalize unit abbreviations unless named after scientists.
"pound foot" is the most intuitive name for a unit of force imaginable!
How much force? One pound of the foot. Easy!
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Actually pounds are a unit of force
Pounds~newtons
Slugs~ kilograms
Pounds are a unit of money. lbf (poundforce) is a misnomer, it’s actually the pressure required to stamp the King’s portrait into a £1 coin. Slightly changes with each monarch – or by a lot whenever they switch to cheaper materials because of devaluation. The frequent redefining of poundforce is now a major consequence of Brexit. /s
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It's confusing, since "pound" is used for both force and mass.
1 lbm is roughly 0.45 kg
1 lbf is the force required to accelerate a 1 slug (32.2 lbm) mass 1 ft/s^2.
I know slugs are just snails without shells, but they don't need to go faster
I don't know what the imperial system standards committee was up to, but I've never met a slug that was 32.2 lbm
You wouldn't know her, she goes to a different school.
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Oh, they know exactly what they're doing.
The entire karma train could ride in the eBussy's marketing department.
And you know that eBussy can fit a lot in its marketing compartment
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Doesn't need to go fast, but it will fucking go HARD.
Those cheeks were made for clappin'
And that's just what they'll do
These cheeks were made for clappin.....
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If someone suggests “the eBussy is bussin” as a sales pitch, they should probably be let go immediately.
edit: no, no promotions for that low hanging fruit, whomever came up with eBussy should be tried at the Hague.
Or promoted.
As the other commenter said, you mean promoted.
I heard of being horny on main, but this is ridiculous.
Alternative joke workshopping: being horny on mains (electricity)
How can you be in development/marketing and not google the term you are going to name a product beforehand?
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The eBussy would be Debussy's favorite vehicle. And speaking of Debussy...
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Looks like one of those Soviet loaf vans
In Russian eBussy sounds like “ебаться” meaning “to fuck”. So, checks out.
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If you don't know what this is about, don't google the Name of the vehicle at work.
Actually, neither duckduckgo nor google nor bing nor startpage nor searx yields anything besides XBus formerly known as eBussy for me. So, if this name is somehow funny somewhere in the world, google & co are not helpful.
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Ayyy bussy lmao
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