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Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg offered Rome's Colosseum as cage fight venue (torontosun.com)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Those idiots aren't worthy of that. That's literally like some peewee football teams facing off in Soldier Field.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If their egos need this to make it happen, just fucking do it. It's worth it to see Elon get the shit beat out of him 😩💦

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Oh I'm all for them beating the crap out of each other. Or more likely Elon getting his teeth kicked in by zuck. I just think they should be in a more appropriate arena. Like the ball pit of a Chucky Cheese.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

And if we don't like the fight we release the hungry lions! (we will definitely not like it because we need to feed the lions)