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I'm starting to see why America hasn't won a war in like 100 years.
It's pretty embarrassing when you starve your people just to have the world's most expensive army... only to constantly lose. Lmao.
damn they just lower cased my ethnicity
your ethnicity was already lowercase in my other native language, as are all ethnicities. soon we will be freed from the shackles of capital(ist) letters for good, comrade! have we learned nothing from toki pona? from palawa kani? from some third language i'm unfamiliar with, whose orthography only makes use of lowercase latin letters? we don't want uppercase, we don't need uppercase. all that capital letters do is force children to learn a second set of letters that do all the same shit as the first set but are used less often. what type of garbage is that!
Damn they just lower cased the ketchup salad dressing
Damn they just lower cased one of the worst "salads" to ever exist.
we honor your sacrifice
things you do when you are winning the war
mr russia, your fired sir
hes fired
The royal academy of the Spanish language has always been run by the most reactionary, petty and self-important aristocratic geezers, as the name suggests, and considering Spain's history, they're VERY reactionary, petty and self-important.
Not even they do this kinda bs. This is clown shoes.
Also, if it's the Ukrainian spelling shouldn't it be in cyrillic?
They’re preparing for the romanization of Ukrainian language so they can get rid of all ruzzian influenza
Not when its geared to a Western English-speaking audience.
I have to imagine that academy gets its knickers in a bunch frequently with regards to regional variants of Spanish in the Americas.
is the implication supposed to be that Russia, the country, does not exist?
This radiates serious loser energy.
wait i already do this with all words
a true anticapitalist
Reminds me of tRump. Which I always thought was caused by lead exposure but it's apparently some dumb joke genX likes (probably due to all the lead exposure).
Honestly "trump" is already Br*tish for "fart" so they literally could've left the name as it was and it still would've been a joke
More like sussia 
I’d honestly have more respect for Ukraine if they officially made this the new name for Sussia
Now all we need is for Zelensky to accuse Putin of venting
I'd have more respect for the Ukraine.
least childish Ukraine supporter
Propaganda used to be beautiful, dramatic, or horrifying paintings of war, military, and ideology. Now it’s just 240p edits of squished dogs in adidas outfits, getting mad when someone says “the Ukraine” or “Kiev,” and lowercasing countries’ names
It's only acceptable to get mad at someone for writing "the Ukraine" when it's in German and for a full-chest tattoo
The chapter where Sun Tzu stresses the importance of being insufferably and arbitrarily pedantic online is my favorite chapter in The Art of War.
They're doing the Drumpf bit again!
THEY'RE DOING THE DRUMPF BIT AGAIN!
what are nouns even
i remember when western media switched from Kiev to Kyiv, I think it was ~2019. even though Russian language is as much a part of Ukraine as Ukrainian is.
even though Russian language is as much a part of Ukraine as Ukrainian is
nationality is when you're racially and ethnically pure 
That's NOOO GOOD! 
The true solution to the Kyiv vs Kiev spelling debate is to spell the city's name as Qxuieghyiefvwue. It's the only way.
Grammar Nazis 
OH MY GOD FINALLY WHAT TOOK THEM TOOK THEM SO LONG
Zelensky gets an eightball for every 5 old men that die on the front.
Ukraine: "i'm not being owned, you are!"
Damn it, they're stealing the bit I do where I never capitalize nazi.
mr putin, your fired sir
:anti-capital-aktion:
:eecummingsshining:
~~Russia~~ russia is finished
So the ukies' previous attempt at owning Putler by calling the country "Muscovy" instead of Russia didn't catch on?
I am once again reminded of the scene in Barefoot Gen where the Japanese public is instructed to step on caricatures of Churchill and Roosevelt painted on the sidewalk and the dad thinks the whole thing is pathetic