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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This can't be true, as everyone knows history repeats itself and yet I'm not getting laid.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

that's because there's no neanderthals around. in the past, if you couldn't get laid, you could get yourself a thick browed, heavy foreheaded, monkey-person to lay; but no anymore. lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Reject modernity, embrace brow-ridged babes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

that's the spirit! and your fellow sexless will embrace those brow-ridged babes as much as you did; or atleast they would if we still had neanderthals. surely: it was a better time. lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's historically correct. You're part of the 80% of males that don't reproduce!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, yeah, I'm Barack Obama, and I'm gay.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Hahahaha, take my upvote, dammit!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

people say the neanderthal is extinct, but let me assure you, many of my family members are still alive.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Blue check tweet

Science believe monkey to Human
That's why create prove