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[–] [email protected] 96 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oil and gas companies need the same rules that cigarettes have. Where they aren't allowed to advertise.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago (1 children)

*oil and gas companies need to be systematically dismantled and their executives sent to the fucking hague

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Until quite recently Shell HQ was at the Hague

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Saves on airfare

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

After reading a bit about shell on Wikipedia it seems they're quite experienced with greenwashing

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Didn’t they get kari fucking Byron to do a bit for them recently

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Both saddening and true sadly

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So many evil villains in this timeline.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Evil won in this timeline long ago.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

This should be illegal

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

I hope this shit backfires on the streamers. Greedy scum doing the bidding of a company literally on track to destroy the future of most of their audience.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

How do you do, fellow kids?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Lmao shell being more evil and ridiculous than most cartoon villians. Hope these streamers tank their careers.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I assumed anyone still playing Fortnite was now at asement dwelling age and wouldn't vote on things anyway.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Fortnight literally has a reputation for being really popular with kids and teens.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

yeah but like 5 years ago. So a sizeable part of the playerbase should be around 18-20 now.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

No it's still known for being popular with kids and teens. Also 18-20 isn't "basement dweller" age anyway.