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[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Spanish siesta

They're basically turning napping from something relaxing to something that is a mandated part of a productive working day.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

I Have No Mouth, and I Must lmao

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You jest, but some Americans will try to shit on Europe for having mandatory vacation days.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They think the reason why American economy and companies dominate the world compared to European ones is because the companies can at-will fire any lazy low performers instantly lmao

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

History only teaches dates, and they usually stop at the Vietnam war.

No one tells students in the USA what other cultures are like, and when they do, they frame it like we’re better because of they way we do things.

Why do the fucking imperials always win

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Did no one else have nap time in elementary school? This is literally the exact same thing.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

using world-historic industrial capacity to build and distribute more convenient and comfortable nap-time chairs for children is fascism actually

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

No form of relaxation was allowed in any grade school that I attended. You had to be tense as fuck and on task at all times except for the 30 minute lunch break you got, 10 minutes of which you spent walking through crowded hallways trying to get to the cafeteria.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago

You will take a nap

You will be rested

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago

China is encouraging it's citizens to breathe

blue-check I hate this. China is deeply satanic making it's citizens breathe air. Real freedom lovers hold their breath for hours on end.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago

Students in America are encouraged to recess and play during school

I hate this.

They're basically turning play from something fun to something that is a mandated part of a productive working day.

Taking the joy out of all the good things in life, one by one.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

encouraged

mandated

🤔

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There was a recent campaign by the government to reduce the amount of homework for children to allow more sleep time. This is a sinister asiatic plan to mass produce soldiers who won’t crash helicopters because they’re low on adderall

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

There was a recent campaign by the government to reduce the amount of homework for children

It's nice to see Xi reaching across the aisle to find unity with the anarchists

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

China watchers are now literally getting grumpy about nap time zenz

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

How do I even relax enough to fall asleep on purpose

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Warm herbal tea and a cookie, followed by some breathing exercises in a cool dark room.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Also melatonin gummies/pills and don't look at your phone for an hour before bed + a blue light filter app.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Step 1: Live in a country where the ruling class isn't trying to squeeze every possible penny out of you at any cost

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Scrolled down on his Twitter profile. Not one month ago, he posted "DAE example hair styles on the wall are authoritarian (because North Korea)"

https://twitter.com/rajitsingh/status/1702391087124586604 https://x.com/rajitsingh/status/1702397232257945749?s=20

And of course, the classic: https://x.com/rajitsingh/status/1693290392811118733?s=20

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Going to the barber and showing him my album of random North Korean citizens to show him how hinged I am

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i worked a seasonal outdoor job, intensive labor in a hot/humid climate and we did siesta hours. it was incredible. sleeping / lounging through the hot part of the day in a hot climate is brilliant. to operate otherwise is folly.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Siestas fucking rule. You wouldn't work during a blizzard. Why the fuck is working when it's 118 degrees acceptable? I mean especially when you are closer to the poles. Sun goes down at 10pm and rises at 4:30 am. We have time for a siesta. Ain't hurting nobody.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Hindu Nationalist detected. Opinion discarded.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't know anyone my age who takes naps because we're always so busy/stressed/terrified

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

And that’s good because gyna isn’t forcing your employer to let you rest

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

naptime is authoritarian

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

These people ape foucault-madness without any of the underlying analysis and come to these unreal conclusions. Memes-based philosophy understanding

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Honestly Foucault's conclusions were frequently hardly less absurd, idealistic or reactionary.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

If you squint real hard you'll see that that girl in the front row that is smiling is actually writhing in agony of being forced to take a break. This is what authoritarianism looks like.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

something something anticommunist ideological framework could transform something something hostile evidence parenti

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

There's a Parenti quote about this attitude.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

"I hate napping" liberal probably buys into techbro hustlegrinding about how this drug and that drug will make sleeping obsolete and therefore no worker should sleep. galaxy-brain

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I hate how I leave my job and have to sleep before my next shift. Saps all the joy out of it knowing that I have to sleep so I don't nod off while using an angle grinder. It's extremely authoritarian. 1984 shit.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I used to nap all the time at school, and it wasn't allowed. That's freedom baby

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That smiling girl in the front was obviously forced to fake her happiness under threat to her Social Credit score.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Obviously Xi himself is just out of frame pointing a gun at her

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's some older work, specifically Wishbone, D (1995) building off of Irving, W (1819) that looks at the disastrous societal consequences the unintended side effects that these sleep promotion policies can produce.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah yes, the Van Winkle Hypothesis.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Next thing you know a bunch of tiny dutch men are going to be playing nine pins and leading the councils of state.