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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

People take amphetamines for fun? In this economy?? With a shortage going on????

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's really cheap in Europe and typically the drug of choice for many party situations.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I often forget that they have a different effect on the unafflicted.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You take amphetamines to make your brain work at 200% output. I take amphetamines to keep my brain distracted so everything else can work properly. We are not the same.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I feel like it's more like getting the straw closer to the bottom of the dopamine barrel.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Coke = just present but more focused

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you took a much larger dose than is normally prescribed, you would probably feel it too.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

That sounds exhausting.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Meth is cheap and plentiful. What shortage?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I do take my meds for social events, because I'm tired of zoning out during conversation all the time lmao

But yeah, it's not something I would take for "the buzz". I think that might just stress me out.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

With ADHD, you'd have to take a lot for a buzz. Although when I first started Adderall, I had euphoria for the first two weeks.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Man, those were the days. When high school was absolutely engaging, even in my hard classes.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I didn't mind the side effect, but being able to focus so much better, and actually having the motivation to do things I want to do is euphoric enough

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I mean, ADHD doesn't just disappear on weekends, so that's fair.

Seriously though, everyone just expects me to perform well at uni and work, but what about my hobbies? My personal projects? It's affecting me there, too

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, I really don't understand taking amphetamines for recreational use. It'd be like putting on my work pants to go to a party.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

If you take enough at once, you'll start to feel really giddy & sociable for about 5 hours, and that works well for parties. It's kinda like mollies but without the synesthesia. It's an awesome feeling. In fact, it's too awesome: there's a serious risk of getting addicted to a dose that's well above what's considered therapeutically safe & useful.

Furthermore, the comedown is a 48-hour nightmare of perpetual executive dysfunction, followed by a week or two of increased tolerance, which might make you wonder why you ever decided to do something so fucking stupid in the first place with meds that you actually need in order to properly function.

I fully understand taking it for recreational use, but I don't recommend it.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Adderall makes me the functional depressive I am today!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And without you are just depressive? /s

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Lol

Jokes aside, I'd be a depressive in a cardboard box under a freeway because that's what we do to depressives without means in America. We throw them away, and get angry about still having to look at them and their continued existence selfishly decreasing property values.

I take adderall off label with my Doctor's consent, and have for 15+ years, not for adhd, but for major depressive disorder. Serotonin and dopamine -ris just made me irritable and confused, adderall keeps me functional, if only in the ways the capitalists value.

With adderall I get to go make some rich douchebags richer in exchange for most of my waking hours doing completely meaningless bullshit, and in exchange I get to be depressed in a bed at night instead of a cardboard box like I'm some fancy person. Win/win!

Please kill me.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At least you have a warm bed to be depressed in, while somone else makes 3x more than us for less physical and mental work, amirite?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

ITT: Everybody ignoring that Molly (MDMA) and meth (methamphetamine) are amphetamines, too.