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[–] [email protected] 146 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Shitposting aside: there is a valid point on there. Because we can't see our opposites in any discussion on the internet, we cannot take clues into account we otherwise might have. This leads to far-reaching misinterpretations. Imagine someone with a very weird and overly simplistic political stance they defend with tooth and nail. Now imagine that person to be some activist with a cap with political slogans on it. Okay, and now imagine the person to be not that, but a 15-year-old who just started to grasp the world around them but thinks they have it all figured out (puberty doing puberty things). Your reaction to either of them would be VASTLY different, wouldn't it. Imagine how many stupid internet fights would never have happened if it was known that one of the participants is a literal child that can't have a clue what they are talking about yet.

Yet, not knowing that we've been arguing with a child for the last hour and a half, we will leave the discussion with the impression that there are grown up people out there thinking childish bullshit. Don't get me wrong, there are those people, but they are not as frequent as one might guess from the internet.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I love that perspective, so true. It even goes the other way, YOU could be a literal child posting such a thought-provoking comment, we'll never know.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (3 children)

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

What a classic.

Can you believe it turned 30 years old yesterday?

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is why I refuse to take relationship advice from the internet. I wonder how many adults have gotten divorced because a teenager on Reddit told them to

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Every. Single. Post.

"You need a divorce. This is gaslighting and abuse. He/She does not respect you as a woman/man."

I remember this one post where a guy asked his girlfriend if she would bite the bullet and help the women in his very conservative family cook Thanksgiving dinner once per year. He was super apologetic but explained that the women in the family got super pissed and offended by women not cooking. He had already tried talking to them and they weren't having it. He was between a rock and a hard place. Clearly he didn't know what to do.

Reddit flipped their shit and said the guy had to choose between his girlfriend and his family. Obviously I am against traditional, conservative, gender-role bullshit. But I have dealt with plenty of shit to have a good relationship with my wife's imperfect family. And she has dealt with tons of shit to put up with my imperfect family. A good relationship is two people who do things for the other person. It's reciprocal and kind, even in unpleasant situations. This guy didn't choose his family and he won't change them. All they can do is choose to do it differently in their own house and raise their children differently.

I hate the relationship subreddits. Hot garbage.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They should get a divorce. He obviously secretly believes in traditional gender roles being followed, and is trying to manipulate her into it with bullshit excuses. No other scenario is possible, no nuances are possible either. Everything is right or wrong.

This is sarcasm, just in case anyone wasn't sure :)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Personally, I loved them because they were entertaining. They were also useful, but not for getting advice. They were great for getting other perspectives and for thought experiments where you can think about how your would react.

But the worst IMO were the ones that got upset when OP wasn't just doing what they said like it was a choose your own adventure story. Some would get fucking indignant about it and it didn't help that some subs had rules against arguing (like AITA, entertaining but horribly run with some strong but competing biases making judgements overall useless, including comments frequently making shit up that wasn't in the post to base their judgements on). OP is the only one that understands the greater context of their issue, plus is the one that needs to be convinced, they should be encouraged to argue if they don't agree, not discouraged.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your reaction to either of them would be VASTLY different, wouldn’t it.

It might be, but the benefit of the internet and sites like this are that it isn't. A bad take is a bad take whether it comes fro ignorance or malice.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

tbh I don't see it as a "child" thing, half-knowledge is blinding regardless of age

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Usually when I get a really dumb comment from someone, I look at their profile and the only thing they ever talk about is sports. Not my idea, just an observation.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Holy shit me too. And I have plenty of smart friends who love sports, but the correlation online happened way too many times

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (7 children)

The smartest sports fan I knew was an Auburn fan. He had gone there and gotten his education, became a self important engineer at a major transportation company. His password for half a decade on everything, personal or commercial, was a variation of War Eagle.

I do not understand how even the smartest of sports fans manage to make it their whole personality to the point that they can’t even come up with a decent password because the most obscure thing they can think about is the very popular Eagle thing his college had done for decades.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

One of my favorite posts lmao

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

I recently had a discussion with someone on Instagram, about freedom to and freedom from.

Turned out they are a Nazi cosplayer with multiple uniforms, going to actual Neo-Nazi meetings.

I got a strike on Instagram for mocking a bored ape owner, but the amount of actual Nazi sympathisers on that page is not an issue I guess.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait just a second... this isn't a shit post -- It's a piss post! I demand a refund.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (7 children)

It also helps to remember the vast majority of users are children under the age of about 24. That really puts things in perspective.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (4 children)

You guys don't drink your own piss?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

No you sick Fuck if i drank my piss what would the dog drink ,he's gonna get thirsty

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Luckily my dog doesn't need to drink, actually. He's so quiet and still all the time, every day!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Bad news dude, I think your dog might be a cat

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Italian piss is the best piss. Change my mind

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (6 children)

In my opinion, it’s French piss. Don’t get me wrong, Italian piss is good and all, but the reason I prefer French piss is because it still has the Europeany piss taste that Italian piss has, but tastes a bit more sour which gives it a richer flavor. It also feels a bit more classy than Italian piss. Italian piss is a close runner-up though. I hope you take this into consideration, Thank you.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You've tried them all then?

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Yep. Someone was talking about ear piercings and bodily autonomy. I commented that I wanted my ears pierced and my grandma took me to her doctor to have them professionally done instead of going to Claire's. Got downvoted to hell. Wtf.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Humanity does this to everything we touch eventually lol

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'll never forget a cliche r/guns post with a dude showing off his new rifle and all the comments were "do not click on profile". I clicked it and it was gay furry butthole pics. It was suprisingly well received by the sub, to each their own. That stood as a stark reminder of just how different people can be.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You spelled pisshole wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Bear Grylls entered the chat.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

The mediocre loves mediocrity -- if a random person behaves like a 12 year old, then he (very likely) is a 12 year old or has a mind of one.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I try to moderate myself in the face of arguments, trolls, or downvotes on my opinions by remembering that I'm here for entertainment value first and education as a close second in the relevant subs.

You can't take what other people think too seriously. I'm not saying be an asshole; rather, there are more important things in life deserving of your time and attention than the Internet. If it's not making you happy, move on.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Every repost is a repost. The human brain, as a neural network; is based on weights and biases of experiences and grabbed ideas. All posts, even "originally made", are made with ideas taken from somewhere different. You are most likely imitating someone else, without even knowing that you are copying them, and you aren't giving them credit. Every post, even the one made by someone that doesn't what memes are, drawn on paper by hand, coming from a 3 year old, is a repost by nature. So, stop crying that I reposted the same meme for the 27th time in the last 5 hours; as they are no different from the other memes in this community."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Old but gold, this one never fails to amuse me

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Average Italian violently discussing about their food absolute truth and eating shit the whole time

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think Italian food is pretty mainstream now.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My brain refuses to accept someone voluntarily drinks their own piss regularly when they have other options readily available... If someone actually does this please post an ama... I have so many questions

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

Maybe it's because it's sterile and they like the taste.

Edit: Y'all motherfuckers never seen Dodgeball? https://youtu.be/peUyLXrgYZ0?t=55

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It is not sterile, that is a myth.

Edit to add source : https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4659483/#:~:text=Adult%20human%20urine%20is%20not,scientific%20exploration%20in%20urologic%20research.

Edit: Sorry, missed the reference. I've even seen the movie a couple times, I am just terrible at movie references.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Reddit moment

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Arguing over literal taste seems so utterly pointless to me lol

„There‘s no accounting for taste“

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Is this for real? Damn...

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