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[–] [email protected] 115 points 1 year ago (2 children)

all of those poor unswallowed loads sadness

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago

Never change, comrade.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago

the empty gas pfp he-laughed

[–] [email protected] 103 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I don’t know how to break it to conservatives, but evangelicals have been recruiting tatted up new age hippies left and right. These are actually all the babies she refused to vaccinate.

[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 year ago (1 children)

noOoOoOOooooo MoMmy WHy DiD yoU hAvE TO AboRT us NOw wE lIVe IN HeAveN inSTEad oF hELlWORLD, It'S SO uNfAir!!!!!

ghosts babies are so spoiled these days

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

that's the best part! they never got baptized so god sent them to hell. and it's YOUR FAULT.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (6 children)

nerd ackshually they go to purgatory where they hang out with Diogenes all day

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[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lmao wtf

Boss Baby got dark

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

This is what happens with Alec Baldwin on set, he just starts blasting

[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Moids are fucking fixated on what women are doing. Does she have tattoos? Is she fucking? She's fucking, right? Probably aborting the pregnancy too. And she's not wearing a dress, but instead she's wearing shorts like a WHORE.

Everywhere it's the same. Whether they have the legal power to back up their bullshit or not. Niqabs and anti-abortion laws and mass murder and FGM and MGTOW and denial of education and on and on and on. Masculinity can basically be defined by its terror of, and opposition to femininity at this point. How many of men's problems are blamed on women across all generations, and why does every generation of moids fall for it every time? I'm so fucking sick of all of them.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 year ago (3 children)

They literally think women are cartoon characters that just go around getting knocked up and doing abortions for funsies, because if her hair isn't natural or she has a tattoo she's instantly a satanic harlot.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (5 children)

That's a good way to put it. They literally don't view women as human, as other humans with internal lives greater or equal to their own. They never have, at least since settled civilization got going. Not only are we subhuman to them, but we're dangerous. Our thoughts and feelings and actions and self-expression is dangerous and must be rigidly controlled or, somehow, society collapses.

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[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Every random asshole now having the ability to conjure up whatever mildly malformed image they desire is easily my least favorite part of the developing cyberpunk hellscape so far.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

I kinda like it ngl. Just imagine when this fully trickles down to the boomer Facebook memers and the "if someone puts a dollar bill under your wiper blades, call the police" crowd. An infinite feedback loop of people making shit up to be mad/afraid of, but all of it just slightly surreal. Soon the brain parasites will be the dominant species on the planet and we'll all be free in oblivion

[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

M'am your home is infested with haunted ghost babies. I can exorcise them for a reasonable price.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We need some beetlejuice emojis on here.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (4 children)

mods help i spill my beetlejice

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Me when I

When I get 9 abortions

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Drawing a picture to get upset at

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The hands are super fucked up so it's AI but yeah

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dictating a picture to a computer program and then getting mad at the computer program for making your image

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm imagining Elon Musk buying Pixar, and he just makes every movie about how his ex-wife should get back together with him.

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jesus what the hell is wrong with the straights

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (6 children)

A young women having 8+ abortions? Those pro lifers think a women gets pregnant every other week when having a normal healthy sex life?

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago

doing the ludovico technique to myself but it's an ai image generator with the prompt "make me angry"

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One of the funniest things about the rise of AIs like this is that we can see with perfect accuracy the extremely specific scenes and people that chuds have made up in their heads to be mad at. Before this revolution, we just had to guess at it from context clues. Truly the best of all possible worlds.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago

wow the new jojo part looks crazy

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago

It's sad that women in this country don't have easy access to exorcists. The plague of demon ghost babies must be addressed.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (13 children)

I like her "7/0 ❤️se" tattoo.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago

I'm sorry, but... I can't allow you to live.

You'll have to see the true power of my stand...『Baby  Come  Back』!!

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I need to know the childhood stories of people who post shit like this

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

catholic and hate women

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

every day i see something no one ever needed to see and it makes me wonder what my brain would have been like without this poison

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

so-true-fem I want to be an octomom SO BAD

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

He's upset because the babies are black.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

oh damn is this one of the new spirit ashes in the elden ring dlc

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

What are the odds that the author spent a night in a fugue state trying to figure out how to make 'hot goth girl, pixar' in whatever AI software that was, felt guilty, and decided to add ghost babies and make it about abortion to convince himself he was righteous in his waifu generation?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Dreamworks movie about Lucy Letby is a terrible idea

You know what, I don't want people looking that name up without giving the [CW: serial infanticide]

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Would it be better if they were real and crying because none of them had food?

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Violet Parr all grown up. With the misfortune of having 9 super babies. She's exhausted.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

Wait a second, is this what Casper is? Has he been an abortion ghost this whole time?

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