20 inches
doubles in length
takes off my robe and wizard hat Nah I'm good.
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....said the stable boy
He's a stable MAN now.
They don't call him Drath'nor the Anus Destroyer for nothing.
You build a bridge and do they call you Drath'nor the Bridge Builder? You educate the young and so they call you Drath'nor the Teacher? You protect your sheep in a storm and do they call you Drath'nor the Shepard?
No
But you make ONE dodgy curry for the village...
Yeah, the blood of a thousand innocent anus didn't come from consent
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The best thing about lemmy is that it brings back things like this that I often thought about and really wanted to find again to be able to fill the gaps in my memory, but couldn't remember enough about it to be able to find on Google.
Its not the first time it happens to me. Anyway, thanks op. I had given up hope on finding this one again.
This is what Reddit used to do for me. The weirdest thing Reddit ever did was give me the name of an insect that for years I tried to Google when I would see it and I have legitimately only ever seen the bug 3 times in my 28 years of life. They are so small, so infrequent, and so rare that I thought for years I wasn't even seeing an I sect but just a fuzz from a dandelion once it changes.
I mean for actual fucking years I could not find the regular name, the slang name (usually changes based on dialect, or even the scientific name. The amount of times I searched for "white fuzzy bug" or "white floating bug." No matter the combination. I even would tell people, "I remember seeing this bug and I have seen it so rarely I don't even know if it is real." And most of my friends would say, "yeah never seen it." And then that one friend would say, "dude me too." And then one fucking day I open Reddit and God dammit if I didn't believe it someone gave me the name. Actual years of feeling insane and thinking those little fuckers were a sign of something higher because of how fragile and cute they are and Reddit not only gives me the name, confirms I am sane but enlightens me on the little bastards they actually are.
I am from West Virginia and if you made it this far well by God if you have seen one then I swear on mother nature you aren't insane and we are in this together.
EDIT: A better site and image
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While I always advocate for starving trolls, sometimes feeding them yields hilarious results.
Nice. I put on my wizard robe and hat.
EDIT: Goddamn it, everybody thought of this one!! The Interwebz is too small.
That joke is old enough to drive... 🤣
Even old enough to drink alcohol in the US legally.
I put on my wizard hat n robe…
the most interesting thing about this is the fact that "removed" is blurred out, but not "gay ass queer". times have changed and i feel so fucking old.
e: til you can't say it on lemmy.
Gay ass queer isn't really a slur, it's just dumb. The other word obviously is one.
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So one of those words needed to be censored. I wonder what it was.
why was removed censored?
I think it's kinda funny when people censor only slurs but leave all other insults, like it will make it less offensive lol
As a gay person, yes, it does.
As a gay person myself, it doesn't
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Getting some fear and hunger vibes from this rp.
I target the phallus with my blade attack
I was told men wanted to be hit on out of no where. This is just confusing me now.
Wait so I've been asking "would you like to get some coffee" to women to "hit on" them, have I been doing it wrong? Should I have been forcing unwanted sexual roleplay on them this whole time?
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covered in the blood of a thousand innocent anuses
You’re a Slaanesh worshipper, we get it.
Why is faggot censored?
Because it's a hateful slur unless you're talking about a bundle of sticks.
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Because it breaks Rule 1
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
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