Xi Van Fleet is quite the name
this post was submitted on 02 Nov 2023
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Imagining a whole fleet of airbrushed vans with really intricate artwork, like the fancy wizards and such, except with communist propaganda poster art of Xi working for the people.
C'mon, I still have a landlord! At least make your fanfic somewhat believable.
China also has landlords 
Lady, they won’t make an exception for you when they start the camp transports.
Dear god and all the archangels please make this happen.
is it because of taxes and rent control and minimum wage? are those the evil things that are going to turn america into Red China?
No it's the wokism and the wokists, which are the exact same as the cultural revolution.
I haven't read the book but this is probably something it says
As a child, I was a participant in dozens of struggle sessions, where large groups were made to scream at one person who had allegedly committed a crime like corruption. This is exactly what happens every day on Twitter, and only the Republicans can save us from it.
Sounds delicious
Somethingsomething woke hei
This is like those moments where foreign press interview Chinese migrants and they say things like, "Xi's become oppressive and it's hard on small businesses."
"Look what he did to my parents' precious egg monopoly!"
1.4 billion people living in China... "A survivors warning"
Ok, but who will be the Mao of this new communist US? Joe Biden? He couldn't mandate backyard steel production if his life depended on it.
I would not bother trying to kill sparrows for Biden.
Boy could my dad smelt pig steel in the backyard
How politically illiterate do you have to be to actually think that.
She's not stupid, she's a gusana with a grift.
I already don't care about dying and living in the US is a fucking nightmare where everything is continuously getting worse. The idea of China coming through and somehow making things worse and more insane seems laughable. Like what could they possibly do? I already don't like being alive here.
The Maoist uprising against the small business tyrants was the most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, leading to almost totally equal redistribution of cheeseburgers amongst the precariat
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a survivor's warning
This is ridiculous beyond all comprehension. But I wish this alternative reality to be true.
Why are there so many Chinese and Russian propaganda instances? I know it's free speech and all that, but it's a pain in the arse having to keep blocking them all.
I don’t know how you manage not to drown in the shower
Just use Reddit bro. Your worldview will be safe there.
The past 100 years the US has been in non-stop wars directly and countless of proxy wars trying to dictate the world order. Yet China and Russian propaganda is what you're worried about.
If America can’t handle a few shitposts of criticism, was it ever really that powerful?
I have a bridge to sell you (no refunds)
Everything I disagree with is enemy propaganda. I am an intelligent, emotionally mature internet user.