this post was submitted on 06 Nov 2023
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[–] bestusername 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

School lunch.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Hey that's ridiculous!

Bites cheeseburger

Ouch!

Removes small pistol from sandwich, tosses it over shoulder, shrugs, continues eating sandwich

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

We're awake. We struggle with insomnia.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I usually get the AR-15 pizza but the glockburger is always a good choice.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Those both sound like they'd be on the menu at Bobert's restaurant. With a side of E Cole Slaw.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Wait I thought all Americans were illiterate due to racism and lead based paint or something. How is this meme supposed to rile them up if it has words?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

The fact that we can't read it but know it's about us makes us irrationally agitated.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think it's lead based fruit drink pouches for children nowadays actually

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

This is a quality joke, I scrolled past and came back just to show my appreciation. Well done 👏

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Contrary to popular belief, not everything is made for Americans.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Then why is it loading on my American lemmy client?! Checkmate globalist or something idk.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Needs to be on a school desk.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Firearms are considered a vegetable.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

That's not true!

It's mudding fries and a diet coke.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Pretty good, just racism is missing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Perfection!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The remains of the Confederacy are in the picture

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Pretty sure I ordered this at a Texas Road House in 2009

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

They're parked at driving distance.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Still aiming for pedestrians like usual.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

As an American I can confirm this represents us perfectly.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is ketchup or mustard used as ammo?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I don't know, but you'd know Canadians would use mayo.