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[–] [email protected] 125 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If not friend why friend shaped?

[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 year ago (2 children)

friend shaped but unfortunately not friend sized

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

You could say that domestic cats are only our friends because of size. 😂

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

checkmate liberals

[–] [email protected] 95 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

You need to breath in while saying that!

[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That cougar looks very friendly though. 10/10 would pspspsps.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The cougar didn't mind a free lunch either.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Awwww, he even put lipstick on 😻

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Its face says disney but its body looks like a furry coffin that makes you decompose on fast forward

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

So it's both cute AND efficient? What an amazing creature.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Very nice, I will google how to find cougars

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Apparently there are cougars in my area. I am scared now.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

You should be. Those women are vicious and horny. A bad combination if you aren't into them.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cat calling is indeed wrong. Rather you try to strike up a nice conversation and see if you can take it out to dinner

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Give him the slow blinks... I'm sure it will work.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

This is hatespeech. How dare they tell me i cannot pspsps the cute cat

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I actually encountered a cougar on a trail a week ago. So fucking scary. It's huge.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Did you opposite of pspspspsps?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I would have pspspspssed myself

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Yes! I run towards it, trying to step louder and scare it away. It worked.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Mostly mountain lions keep to themselves but they have been known to attack and kill joggers. Checking wikipedia there were two fatalities in 2018 and the next previous one is in 2008.

So vending machines kill more people.

When hiking in North America, you're much more likely to get killed by snake bite. And the elements (thirst, hypothermia, etc.) provide an even greater risk.

Meanwhile on the savannas of Africa Cheetahs are notorously easy to domesticate. A saucer of milk is kitty crack and will reduce a cheetah into Your Furry Forever Friend. It's a problem because the wild cheetah population is vulnerable.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Extremely.

Cheetahs are the tamest of the big cats and are known for seeking refuge near humans.

Have you seen one of the numerous videos where cheetahs casually plop down on safari jeeps for escaping lions or use the cars as looking perches or for shade?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

My favorite story in recent memory is this one: Man chokes cougar who attacked in Colorado

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Spspspsp? Wouldn't that sound the same? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Instead of putting emphasis on the p, you put emphasis on the s. It actually sounds remarkably different.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, instead of pisspisspisspiss, it's more of a supsupsupsup.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Meanwhile the "here kitty kitty kitty" people are just kermit the frog memeing.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

This gugar looks polite however

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

But its so pettable :3

I would die in the wild in like, 30 minutes max fr

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

There are no cougars in missions!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

But how can I resist that face

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Thats not the cougars I meet