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[–] [email protected] 94 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

>knowingly create situation where people will act out against you in an uncivil manner and use the skewed power in your favor to manifest it

>get mad at the people acting out, shut down discussion regarding what you did, act victimized

yeah that’s a certified Israel classic if I’ve ever seen one yea

[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"Oh so I'm the bad guy for stealing this family's house, locking them in the dingy concrete slab basement and feeding them whatever left over tablescraps, then shooting them when they try to attack me?"

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

"If I didn't steal it, some else would have"

[–] [email protected] 93 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

if you look for the spectrum of the ages of the dead children you will notice the 90% of them are at the ages of 16-17

almost all of those children died with ak-47 in their hands willing to murder

Source: I made it the fuck up

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All those babies they pull out of rubble are armed to their (non-existent) teeth

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also has this asshole ever met a 16 year old? They're absolutely children fuck this guy.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

They're a discord mod. I'd say the likelihood is in the high 90s % they have.

[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 year ago (1 children)

if one of the rockets fell 20 metres to the south east, i would not be able to speak with you now

missing this loser is the worst thing hamas has ever done

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"What would you do if someone kidnapped your nana and your pop pop and your baby and your best friend."

"I would would direct planes to bomb every structure and obliterate everything that moves anywhere they might be held until there was nothing but rubble and corpses."

what is with these people who saw the flashback scene in Usual Suspects--where Keyser Soze blows away his own wife and children in his origin story--and thinks, "yeah man, that's how everybody cool would deal with that situation."

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

if i can't have nana and pop pop then no one can wojak-nooo

[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 year ago (1 children)

straight-up calling israel an ethnostate isn't the brilliant defense these morons think it is

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

bro i can ethnic cleanse, i got my medical card right here bro

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Those reactions are pretty good though

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago

much better response than I expected out of g*mers

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago

This is the guy calling you a genocide denier online for saying that the Uyghur situation is complcated

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago

morshupls : "Well, they were 12 year olds but actually they're 16-17 year olds so its okay to relentlessly bomb them"

morshu-stickup stalin-gun-1

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago

pressing the big red childmelter button unprovoked: "you made me do this, children"

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The third point about all the dead kids actually holding AK-47s is just insane

idf-cool air force tactically carpeting the Gazan rubble with drop guns to ensure maximum Moral Army status

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Thank you, "skulluse"

lukashenko-tired

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

this is literally like that meme about israeli foreign policy.

"yes tons of people died in gaza, but the deaths were terrorists!"

"yes most of them were innocent civilians, but there were human shields!"

"yes a lot of them were children, but did you know that 16-17 year olds aren't children apparently?" (insane take)

"to conclude, you are antisemitic"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

16-17 year olds aren't children apparently?" (insane take)

epstein

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Genocide, Ethnic cleansing, displacement, dispossession, Apartheid, and oppression are not Jewish values.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i hate a lot of things about discord, but the emoji reaction feature was revolutionary

(yea i know slack probably did it first, but i'm not a PMC karen)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I always read PMC as Private Military Company before Professional Managerial Class and get confused lol.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Is it me or are all isrealis trying to guilt us into supporting their genocide?

Like the Armenians don't do this or have the power to do that. But just because the Holocaust happened we are all supposed to just sit back and go

Yeah that's fine Israel. Bomb the shit out of them.

I mean we have been saying that for decades. But now that we are like okay. Enough. They want to just guilt and shame everyone into supporting isreal bloodthirstyness.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

When you call for the destruction of Israel (this is Anti Israel)

stalin-stressed

surprised-pika-messed-up