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[–] [email protected] 38 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Y'all haven't lived until you set off Indian fireworks

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Are they better than American fireworks?

[–] [email protected] 45 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Exactly like American fireworks, with less safety.

So yes, they're better.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's not a celebration until someone loses a finger

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

muh’ fuckin’ bootleg fireworks

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

Well the broad idea is that if Ravana, the king of giants, ever comes back to life, we should make sure he goes right back to the underworld.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

Y'all thought he was hiding underground, smh

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

"I'll take a box of Super Osama bin Laden Kulfa Balls and some Adolf Hitler's if you gottem please."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

I'll take one box of North Korea please

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Yeah, I was in New Delhi for Diwali in 1988 - it was like WWIII had broken out!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

The first three let you know what you're buying but the last one is just straight up Adolf Hitler in a package.