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[–] [email protected] 70 points 11 months ago (9 children)

What’s wrong with a Vasectomy. I had one. Didn’t want more kids.

[–] [email protected] 75 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Real men emotionally neglect children they didn't want 😎

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

Pffft real men Go to the shop and ride off into the sunset, like dust in the wind.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago

Banging whenever you want without worry about child support? That sounds like the woke agenda

/s

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

The right is just all about more birth, remember?

Nothing about the quality of life, health, education, security, or financial situation of the children in question or their parents, just want to keep the population pumping out future consumers and low wage laborers, whether they want to or not!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The suggestion here is that you had your manliness cut off.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Whoever made this image probably thinks vasectomy is just a liberal word for castration.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I think they believe it's that in effect

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yep, we had 2, decided that was enough and since the pill messes with my wife's hormones too much I took care of the problem on my end.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I read that as you had two vasectomies. So much man it took two attempts :D

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

"Sir, we tried. We really did. We've gone through three shifts of surgical teams. We're all too exhausted to continue. You're going to have to schedule another procedure for the other testicle."

"Try not to look at the nurses. You've already impregnated three of them just by being in the same room."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Im glad someone else asked, I was wondering what's so bad about unlimited worry-free creampies.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

nothing, just like everything else in the image. it's just something loser rightoids feel makes someone lesser

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

The meme was probably made by a Catholic or something lol

[–] [email protected] 48 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'll never not be fascinated by the things that make conservatives feel threatened (SpOokY SOy). There isn't anything too provocative here, outside of the inherent 4chan dog whistles that I'd expect most people are pretty bored of by now. Let Batperson slay if they want to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Like everything else, it's just fragile masculinity. They heard soy has estrogen (it does, but not in the same form that would affect you), but lack the ability to verify facts or understand nuance, so they just assume soy feminizes a person. They take that as an attack on their manhood. Then they get stupid and violent... well... stupider.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

It would be a nice bit cheaper to be trans if soy milk was enough to feminize me

[–] [email protected] 42 points 11 months ago

Batman does provide a safe space, thats his whole thing. He makes Gotham safer. And you could argue his reluctance for murder is almost non-violence.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm all for the slay-ification of Batperson 💅🏻

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Yaaaas Batperson high key slays what a queen 💅

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I love how drinking soy milk is a political issue.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Fragile men feeling threatened by my choice of milk is hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Batperson would be more of a fan of oat milk. Being clearly a person of taste, and all.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

Funded by Bill Gates

Does the poster not know that Bruce is a billionaire? Do... Do they not know that Bruce Wayne and Batman are the same person?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

Fellas, is it beta to creampie your wife worry free?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Does anyone actually use the term "birthing person" or are they just fighting against windmills here

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's a term that's been used by Healthcare advocates when talking specifically about prenatal care and abortion. It's because it's a, ya know, valuable term when women as a group includes those who can't become pregnant and it also doesn't include everyone who could become pregnant (transmen).

And it's specifically NOT a term to replace women. It's a different group entirely.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Bat Lives Matter

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

man the internet has a hard on to associate bill gates with folks way worse than him.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

I don't know, Batperson was still kind of violent. And he didn't have a butler, but he did have Koala Boy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Batman already beats up thugs, shouldn't he already be cancelled for "emasculating" men? Hell, CHUDs would faint in horror if they ever had to deal with Frank Miller's batman, who would flat out castrate them if crackers keep using "muh dick" as an excuse for acting like savages.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Batman originally had no qualms about killing criminals or using guns. What changed? Conservative outrage in the 1950s led to congressional hearings and ultimately the "comics code" that forbade violence and even disrespect of the US government.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Crimes shall never be presented in such a way as to create sympathy for the criminal, to promote distrust of the forces of law and justice, or to inspire others with a desire to imitate criminals.

What a bunch of cowards holy shit

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I'd read/watch the shit out of that, would be more interesting than 90% of the current superhero characters.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Batman's a TERF?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Frank Miller's Batman: destructive, insane, fascistic

Woke Batman: harmless kinky them-about-town

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

What's with all the cg tracking marks on the spandex?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

pretty sure that is the Louis Vuitton design logo, so basically saying they are wearing a womans handbag

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"CG suit gay because skin tight on a dude" or something, idk, fascists are weird

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Jesus man stop misusing the word fascism, sometimes it's just idiots.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Shh everyone who disagrees with us is a fascist.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Let's go with idiot fascists then.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Wow, the soy milk thing again. The right are such snowflakes.

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