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[–] [email protected] 146 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Excuse me, but if you see a butterfly there, there is something seriously wrong with you...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Well the butterfly is certainly there if you look closer.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Nope, looked for like 15 minutes, can't see it 🤷.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sorry... I tried, I really did.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (6 children)

The butterfly is directly above the letter W.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

holy shit, I feel so stupid

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What kind of mangled ass fucked up butterflies do you have flying around in your head?

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 53 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Would someone have the guts to hang this on a wall?

I would.

In the bedroom? Yes. A reminder to do something in bed besides sleeping and eventually a reminder of times when lust was a much stronger driving force in life.

In the office? Yes. There is nothing wrong or offensive in the picture; your mind is getting into the gutter by itself.

In the living room? Yes. Great conversation starter.

By the front door? Yes. Oh yes. The face on anyone knocking unsolicited when spoting that strategically placed painting.

Finally: where can I get a copy?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

A reminder to do something in bed besides sleeping and eventually a reminder of times when list was a much stronger driving force

Damn that sentence went downhill FAST

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You get the copy, you print it and hang it, and i want to see a picture of your office/bedroom/livingroom/whatever as a proof

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm so confused I just see a blob how does it look sexual??

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Ah yes, my favorite paintings; "The Woman is Coughing," "Cat," "Tequila," and "In The Ass Autumn"

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Late-night Skinimax on scrambled cable tv 📺

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Username checks out.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago

Show me the butterfly, you god damn liar.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago (1 children)

wheres that damn butterfly??

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago

It's right above the letter W.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago

If u see a butterfly, u the one with the problem

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This looks like a skill from Disco Elysium if it was a dating sim instead of a lynchian RPG.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

I fucking love Disco Elysium.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (3 children)

The thing I’ve always wanted: a penis big enough to be sucked 🥲

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I hope you find the penis of your dreams

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's cropped porn, isn't it.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

A playdough woman sucking a playdough cock

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

I see intestines in the middle.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I see a butterfly sucking a cock.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

I see your mom.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I see a warped version of the "I want you for us army" poster

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Yeah, I’m seeing a whole digestive system tbh.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

this man is clearly deep in thought next his large slice of bacon.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

If you liked that one, you'll love "double barrel".

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Someone who is going to have a very sore neck soon.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Someone is getting some brain 🤔

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I see a lower intestine, stinky and loaded with danger.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Where is this butterfly you speak of?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Like like an abstraction of human intestines.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don't think she's coughing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Depends on how much practice she has.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

A woman in the fetal position sucking her thumb.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I see a woman licking a soft serve ice cream.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

I see an organic vacuum cleaner sucking fluid out of an organic pipe.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

I see someone very hungry.

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