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[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Video game style save states so when I mess things up I can just go back and fix them as long as I remembered to save. Like that one rick and morty episode except without killing a version of myself every time I use it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

•1. I wish you would cry harder and not stop

•2. I wish no one can ever talk to you ever again

•3.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I wish your pain was gone

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago
  1. To never need
  2. I can say no to anything.
  3. I get to be in the top 10% of income for nothing.
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I would wish for the following.

I wish that everyone in my family slowly over two years gets into then stays in decent shape for the rest of their lives.

I wish that everyone in my family gets success, but keeps most of our anonymity.

I wish that pollution (including co2) was reversed to pre industrial revolution levels, this means that all material causing pollution is transformed back into raw material, so all excess co2 would be transformed back into what it was before, oil/coal/wood, suddenly we would have a clean planet, full of natural resources and modern technology, as well as an understanding of climate change, we would get a second chance, but with an enourmous jumpstart.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Everyone becomes a god of their own universe. Now you all can do whatever the hell you want.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Mastery over life and death

The ability to change all aspects of myself at will

Ownership of a well-organized collection of infinite-lifespan SSDs (100TB each) collectively containing English translations of all encyclopedias that have or will ever exist, human or otherwise, including full version history. And the proper facility for storing such.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

A fully stocked r&d shop for me, that transportation infrastructure in the US would be consistently less car dependent in the future, and world peace.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
  1. The ability to teleport anything anywhere (a few mfs would get to Mars wayy earlier than they thought)
  2. Wipe all debt and records of debt world wide
  3. Flips locs to the side and smiles world peace

E: #3 is needed to prevent #2 from causing mass chaos, and I'd be using #1 for at least 5 years before enacting #2 or #3.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago
  1. To be able to convince anyone of anything, without reservations, whenever I choose

  2. That I can never be forcefully contained within any construct or vessel, allowing me to leave whenever I like and return as I please.

  3. Become a genie

  4. Iunno, whatever I feel like convincing the first person to rub my completely voluntary lamp to wish for.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

End world hunger

As much money as I'll virtually need for a comfortable daily life

Initiate world peace ✌️

Edit: Would happily change as much money as I'll virtually need for the ability to reincarnate pm_me_your_vagina_pics_thanks friend whom died of cancer

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