Of course he plays at Lazio lol
this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2023
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Right back or right midfield at Lazio
should be more like upside down midfield amirite 
funny also that lazio is also famous for being a fascist club
which is the superior footballer haircut: zoomer broccoli or frosted tips?
Excuse me, that's a twunk. You can tell by the muscles and broad shoulders - totally different.
He looks like Timothee Chalamet, he's a twink. He'd need to be a handball player to get enough definition to become a twunk, as is dude is all cardio
naw, he's totally an ottermode twunk
I thought otters were just hairy twinks? Fuck my terminology is all outta wack.
Gonna maintain that that tiny Italian boy is a twink tho. If I can throw you around you are not in the hunk spectrum
Ottermode is a physique thing - muscular but also skinny, no pecs + all abs
Also also he's over 6 feet tall. I will not stand for this twunk erasure!
Sorry I'm the meterstick of twinks. I toss twinks. If I can toss you, you're a twink, and I can definitely toss that tiny itty bitty Italian
🤯
It's a burden really. I can't get too strong or suddenly everybody is a twink, but I have to work out or else no one is a twink. I am like Atlas, carrying the world on my shoulder and also sometimes my hips or other parts of my body
This is the kind of discourse I log onto Hexbear for.
I'm still mad about the abs=twink argument. Anyone can get abs no matter their muscle definition, it's not a muscle thing.
From the old greentext meme yeah?
He wouldn't look half bad taking it up the ass in a Bel-Ami porno.
He will make our best top coomers into facist top coomers
thw twinkification will continue until moral improves
at least he isn't pretending to play left field