this post was submitted on 01 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Dangerops prangent sex? Will it hurt baby top of its head?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I think this is my favorite, what a classic video

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I like the starch masks and the pregante ones best.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Girlfriend ain't had period since she got pregat?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Really glad you reminded me of these masterpieces. Thsnks!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I don't.

Can I get a translation, please?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If a girl gets pregnant and has sex again, resulting in another pregnancy, will the girl have twins or will they fight in the womb?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I wish you were wrong so I could say fuck spez 💔

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

I'll leave you guys to it then

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The really cool part is that there is some evidence of multiple pregnancies occuring in humans (that's getting impregnated twice and carrying both babies at the same time) and even some speculation that that might be why some twins are born with one which seems less developed than the other

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Know a woman with interesting habits that conceived "twins" from two guys in one night.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

PREGANANANT?!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If it involves more than one sperm donors, she may end up with twins that are half siblings.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

So through artificial insemination?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

It depends on how prefnut she gets. Big prefnut? Bigger prefnut?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It's like thunder dome, two nuts in, ...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fight in the womb might not be too far off. I've read that sperm goes after competing sperm in the uterus. Maybe that's a bit over simplified though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Maybe it's more accurate to refer to vanishing twin syndrome?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I actually know who posted this lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Throwaway man

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Survival of the fittest