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[–] [email protected] 96 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Is that girl holding a talking peanut butter?

[–] [email protected] 51 points 11 months ago (2 children)

You don’t hold your talking peanut butter?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago

Not since The Incident.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Too many pixels I can still read Jif

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

It is quite clearly pronounced "gif" as in "I sent a gif of Yoda screaming while having an orgasm"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I'd assume you mean with an old english pronunciation, but this isn't a furry sub.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I'm on the alpha male video to female pipeline

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Never reached the alpha male video phase, but I did look to shitty male role models. Then I realized no male role would ever feel right to me. I could respect the good ones, but I wouldn't feel comfortable actually being them.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Yeah, the amount of shit that you can find out about yourself when you realize ya aint getting what ya need from some folks is quite impressive. Mind you i aint trans, but I fell down the right wing pipeline up until about 2016 when I came to the conclusion right wingers are all stupid or evil. Cause fuck is the orange dipshit stupid, seriuously I was watching shitstains like sargon and tldr or whatever his fucken name is.

Now im a socialist redneck dude who worships Odin, I certainly had character development its just that it was all ran through my half functional autistic ass mind.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

Thanks Miku, I needed that today.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Hey we all get mixed up trying to figure out how to be the person we want to be. Especially if you don't have a positive role model. Start teaching each other there is nothing more alpha than being a good person who is true to themsleves.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

jif peanut butter+ fluff = chefs kiss

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Fluffernutters are amazing

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

thank you jif miku, very cool!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Guys I figured out how to be alpha. It's easy. Just shoulder check everyone and never be the first to break eye contact.