When will we learn?
whispers bideeeeeet
this post was submitted on 17 Jul 2023
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This is the way. One you get acclimated, wiping is just dirty.
$40 bucks from big orange, so you aren't out much if it doesn't tickle your fancy.
You figure out how much pressure pretty quickly and then it's just a matter of working out the clumsiness. You will still wipe once to dry off, but if you're doing it right, the TP doesn't have any brown.
One warning though, it sucks to use other toilets besides your own once you get used to it.
I just got mine today and I've been ridiculously excited about it. I can't wait to get it hooked up, hopefully tomorrow.
Got a nice one too. It heats the seat and has a butthole dryer.
A butthole dryer...
...I shouldn't be this excited but here we are.
I wipe and I wipe and I wipe. Brown brown, always brown. It's like there's a brown marker up there.
I feel your pain man. I think those pyramids would be fully built if you didn’t have to spend all that time wiping
No the problem is no one washes their hands. It’s disgusting.
if I don't wipe, I don't need to wash my hands
They hated pornhubfan, because they spoke the truth
I keep seeing dudes in the can on their phones taking calls while they shit or while they take a piss at the urinal. First off, who wants to be on a call with someone whose taking a shit? And of course, they never bother to wash their hands.
I thought this was one of those things that only happened in women's bathrooms. I guess guys do it too.
It always makes me wish I could fart loudly on command so who ever they're talking to has to hear all that and maybe say something so people think twice before shitting and talking on the phone...
Living in the gas station
Allow me to introduce the bidet
Bilmuri shitposting when?