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[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Watching Napoleon to see Joaquin Phoenix wear the most stupid hat imaginable

[–] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

this is a compelling argument

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

That... is a pretty stupid hat and if he wears it a lot that's even better

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

They played us for complete fools!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Woah, spoilers! It's only been... checks notes... 200 years!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Except most historians have said that it's not very historical

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is a poor measure of a film.

The best move about WWII is fictionalized and psychedelic. Come And See (1985)

I bet every stitch of clothes in "Gods and Generals" was period accurate, but it's still Neo-confederate drivel, and worst of all boring.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Saving Private Ryan is also not a "true story" doesn't make it any worse, it's inspired by true events.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Butt the battle scenes are amazing. His portrayal is horrible though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Zozano 5 points 10 months ago

Me watching Napoleon to remind myself that I don't have to drink 1% milk, because I'm not fat, I could drink whole milk if I wanted to.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

I’m gonna watch Napoleon in my office…no one come up here! I’ll be back in 15.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Why did I imagine Napoleon doing the can can to Rasputin as Moscow burnes?