this post was submitted on 13 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You also apparently forgot to turn on the oven. Maybe ask your doctor if you have ADHD?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Pizzas still in the freezer?!?!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

But the house still burned down somehow

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is why you set timers.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Yeah if you remember

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

no happenings if use oven with built in timer

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Also when your oven sends an alert to your phone when it’s done.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

picks up the obsidian disc that used to be a pizza

JARVIS: "Congratulations, you have discovered a new element."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Emergency room spray while trying to not to spray food with it at the same time. Anyway, all in vain.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

By the way, for the second time you've learned that you should put the burnt stuff in a properly closed bag, but still better if you take it out of the house as soon as possible. Thanks to this maybe the smell will last for fewer days.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Good news is there's barely a mess to clean up now, since that pizza is atomized.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Time to check the batteries in your smoke alarms...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I have the high ground moment.