this post was submitted on 18 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

b but aimlessly browsing my phone distracts me from the depressive and anxious thoughts

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If this site could only communicate via these Mokous we’d probably fully adapt within half a week

@[email protected] the people yearn for touher

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Not rushing you though. I know ur modus operandi is bringing along emotes of whatever game you played this week like a traveler putting stickers on her briefcase

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I know "prolonged screen use causes long-term damage to your vision" is something boomers like to tell kids but I'm pretty sure that was disproven.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I distinctly remember going to an eye doctor when I was like 12 and my mom asking if playing too many video games would ruin my vision, but the doctor said if anything it would make it better. I was extremely berdly-smug about that for several years.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Never cradle your phone with your balls or the cell tower microwaves them

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Learn the one weird trick for effective birth control that they don't want you to know about!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Anecdotally, my vision was fine (well it was half farsighted half normal, now I'm half farsighted half nearsighted) until i started heavily using a computer. Plus what really makes your vision worse is eye strain (i.e. muscles around your eye contracting for extended periods of time) changing the shape of your eyeball, would be weird for prolonged screen use not to do that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

squidward-nochill me with my phone 3 inches from my face. ooooooooooooooh