As a gamer, I was going to come in with an edgy "that's what you get" joke, but with this added info... I'm doubling down on a "that's what you get" joke.

"his wife's drunk boyfriend"

This has to be satire.

I didn't beleive it would but it did

The article started with Mt Carmel, so that's just a regular Tuesday. Shit goes down on Mount Carmel.

Written by AI, maybe?

"Terroristic threats" is a ridiculously common charge against school age children. Dozens of 10 year olds are charged with it every month in Texas

Based on an analysis of district juvenile justice referral data we received from Brownsville ISD, the district police made 3,102 student arrests over a period of roughly two and half years from May 2021 to November 2023. That’s 135 arrests per month in the school year. Fifty-nine percent of those arrests were for felony changes.

Of those arrests, 3.5 percent were for elementary school-aged children. From the beginning of the prior school year to November 3 this year, there have been 76 arrests of students 10 to 11 years old. Charges for terroristic threats accounted for 20 percent of those arrests. Most, 66 percent, were felony charges. There were no charges for aggravated assault for this age group.

first they made terrorism the biggest problem in the world, declared war on it, made tons of draconian laws against it... and then they changed what the word means.
btw, check out the Animal Enterprise Terrorism Act, which makes it "terrorism" to work at a job with livestock and then secretly film the abuse other people do to them.
in some states, that is "legally" terrorism.
(its illegally, but good luck appealing that when you're in a guantanamo style blacksite somewhere, being force fed rectally)

Well, could really have been the wifi that was cut and not the entire box.

Shutting down WIFI is synonymous with turning off the router for me

i was there when they started calling every type of program an "app".

makes tech more opaque to normies, easier to control the narrative this way.

It hurt a bit when the contractor I am dealing with at work kept on mixing up disk with memory. It wasn't so much that I am being pedantic it is that he is making claims off his mixup.

I asked him politely to please search up the differences.

My ISP doesn't even tell you if your WAN is down when you check your service status on their app. It just tells you to "check your Wi-Fi router and reset if necessary".

If you use your own router, it won't even tell you that, it just says "issue finding wifi 360 information".

I'm an IT guy right with you but I'm also a linguist:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linguistic_description?wprov=sfla1

Or add the Fortnite servers IP to their Pihole 😇

"Sorry, Fortnite servers don't work at home", and suddenly my younger cousins are a lot less thrilled to visit me for Christmas. 😂

Heated gamer moment

Still up for me?

Yeah for real, who games on wifi? I was just invited to move in to my girlfriends place, I shoved myself down in the crawlspace to run ethernet before I even set my computer up. My motherboard has wifi built in if I wanted to use it.

Oh God it better not be tilted towers