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Locate City bomb: "This is a public service announcement"

This would make a good Valentine's Day card

Did I stutter? I said, I cast fireball in an enclosed room

It's a good thing I'm dexterous, and somehow dodged the fireball from within the fireball.

I would be concerned.

"Oh, just Delayed Blast Fireball. Why do you ask?"

"Of course I know where everyone is going to be over the course of the next minute. I mean, really... how far can they go?"

Rogues with Evasion: "tl;dr"