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[–] [email protected] 77 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Who would win?

A hypermilitiarized ethnostate bankrolled by the wealthiest nation on earth

Vs

One fruity boi πŸ‰

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

Uncritical support to fruits destroying the hypermilitarised ethnostate boykisser

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

How much prep time does the hypermilitarized ethnostate have?

[–] [email protected] 70 points 10 months ago (1 children)
Ah shit, here we go again

Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  speech-l

pflp-octoplushie

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

someone please post the edit with Greta wearing the Chinese hat

[–] [email protected] 59 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

A watermelon "erases" the "entire country of Israel"?

no-copyright

Damn, I wish it worked, shut the fuck up

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Couldn't help reading this in Roger Craig Smith's voice & was very satisfied

[–] [email protected] 52 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I'm sure chuds are being asshats in the comments over it, but I'm proud af to see her masking.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Is this really just accusing a teenage girl of being antisemitic just because she happens to be wearing something with a watermelon on it? What the fuck is going on

[–] [email protected] 61 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

It does appear that the watermelon is in the shape of Palestine. Anything Palestine related = Antisemitism, clearly.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 10 months ago

Good for her, then.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

I see what they're getting at even though they worded is poorly. Imagine using the entire media apparatus because an 18 year old doesn't like genocide

[–] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago

Welcome to propaganda 101, saying shit over and over until it's indelibly etched into the minds of people who absorb it completely uncritically

[–] [email protected] 41 points 10 months ago

Gee all Hamas had to do was wear a watermelon sweater to wipe zionism out.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 10 months ago

That's all we have to do to make it go away?

πŸ‰

[–] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago

The chanlord alt-right sphere spending the last decade crafting (and then inexplicably dismantling) elaborate dogwhistles like okay signs and hawaiian shirts sure did a number on liberals. First they didn't listen, then they immediately started accusing the left of doing that, even though that really isn't our game what with our disdain for concealing our aims and such.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago

country so real it gets thanos snapped by "huh, who?" wearing a shirt with a fruit on it

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago

Found a gem in the replies, defending @StopAntisemitism.

Musk=fascist, but they still use the site formerly known as twitter. Really tells you something about their beliefs. Not entirely sure why they mention Emma and Sasha, seems out of place.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago

And masking. rat-salute-2

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

You can't see it, but I am rolling my eyes so hard I've gone blind

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

the challenges of the palestinian people.

Like the ice bucket challenge? Or the fire challenge or the benadryl challenge?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This ~~machine~~ apparel kills ~~fascists~~ Israel

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

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πŸ‰ This ~~machine~~ fruit kills ~~fascists~~ fascists πŸ‰

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

pronounjak: "1488 is a nazi dogwhistle? You're crazy! There's no such thing as nazis, and there's definitely no such thing as dogwhistles!"

pronounjak: "Is that a fucking watermelon!?! That's antisemitism, and being antisemitic IS MY JOB!"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Watermelons

really?

god fascists are so fucking dumb

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I feel like watermelons periodically overtake chud thought. Three off the top of my head: black people fruit stereotype, environmentalists, palestine

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

imagine taking the time out of your day to actively ask people to start harassing....jennifer garner's 18 year old daughter. that account is genuinely rabid for blood

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Suika game Chads, it's time to get a high score

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

New Hamas superweapon just dropped.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Uncritical support for our brave khhhamas watermelons who proudly stand up against apartheid and settler colonialism

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I got a watermelon boba today because of this thread and I did it with anti-Zionist intent

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Every acusation is a confession.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greater_Israel

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irgun

Irgun emblem. The map shows bothΒ Mandatory PalestineΒ and theΒ Emirate of Transjordan, which the Irgun claimed in its entirety for a future Jewish state. The acronym "Etzel" is written above the map, and "raq kach" ("only thus") is written below.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Erasure if when you acknowledge something else

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Uncritical support

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I didn't know it was that easy to get rid of the illegal zionist entity.

One more reason to love watermelon.