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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

My answer to both is "not much".

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"I'm planning to sleep through it"

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (3 children)

An AR15 and a lifetime of video game experience will get me through the apocalypse right? Right?!?!?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What happened a million times to YOU in these games?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Good point, best to load a previous save.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I am once again asking for your soup

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If there's ever a settlement in need of help, I know who to ask!

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My plan for all end of the world scenarios is the same. Imma blow my fucking brains out because im not even going to try to deal with that.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If it's nuclear Armageddon, that won't be necessary. Just get to the highest place you can quickly and watch the show.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Honestly this, if you are at drop sight death is immediate. Worst is on thebout edge where your body slowly melts from radiation exposure. Fun times.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

As an avid camper, my YT suggestions are filled with "prepper" vids, and that's really helped in planning everything out. I now keep a little vial of cyanide ready, because I am NOT dealing with those aholes.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I downloaded a shit ton of technical, survival, medicinal, herbal, and even the DSM -5 (cause mental health is important too when everything around you is crumbling ) books.

Why digital you ask ? Well, all these book aren't available where i live and also because generating electricity isn't a problem anymore with solar and it allow to create a lot of accurate copies of each book later to share with the survivors.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Making a generator isn't really too hard either. Wrap some copper around a magnet and spin the magnet.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Am not very knowledgeable about these kinds of stuff but isn't the hardest part is to output a stable voltage. I don't even know how and if you can store such fluctuating energy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not sure... I'm not a magnetist... But I've seen them manually dial the stargate by wrapping some copper wire around it. So how hard can it be?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m not a magnetist

Yeah, we can tell. Magnetician or magentologist, you philistine.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The study of magenta.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Idk if a stable output is necessary to charge a battery. They make flashlights and other small things with simple generators you power by shaking, which charges the battery that runs the light.

I've never taken one apart to see what else is going on, but I'd sure like to.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

yea, they usually have a rectifier in it. All that is usually is a configuration of four diodes(a component that only lets current flow one direction) so it can take the alternating current(AC) and convert it to direct current(DC) and then a large capacitor to stabilize the rectified voltage.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Just buy 2 steam powered generators that can burn coal. If you are really concerned. You can always find something to burn. Get two that way when one breaks you can use the other.

I stopped prepping long ago. I was freaked out by a pandemic way before 2020 and all my supplies were exhausted within a month. The only real way to prepare for the end of civilization and still have civilization is to have an entire backup civilization. Which none of us have the resources to do.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I keep asking chatgpt when the Purge is, where can I see Shirley Jackson type lotteries, or can I challenge people to thunderdome

Chatgpt keeps telling me that those are fictional as of it's knowledge cutoff.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

"Only the paranoid survive. - Andy Grove"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm ready to start a new internet

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

But this one already has blackjack and hookers.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Living around the equator means we don't get autumn here.....

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I wish I had plans for "the fall"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Fall, since the collapse of autumn, being the only option that's left.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My government is more functional than the US one it seems, So i'm in all the right to expect and demand that the state deals with it, it does have a lot of experience tough... chile's topography is as dangerous as Australia's flora and fauna, Chile indeed is natural disaster land.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Shiiit chile even has mountains right? Rising sea levels wont matter much to you

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Is Lemmy always this ridiculously apocalyptic? Do you guys need some help?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No, help is not required. I am safe, and you can trust me fellow human. There is no apocalypse happening below your nose. Your nose is too small to fit an apocalypse under. LOL. Human humor is humorous as I am one!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

WHY ARE YOU YELLING, FELLOW HUMAN?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

FINALLY, SOMEONE ELSE ON HERE NOT YELLING.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR POLITE TONE, FELLOW HUMAN

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You are one human humor?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I mean what else do you do when the world is on fire and we decided we can't turn off the gas?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

'Fall' is not used to describe autumn in most places outside the US.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I just need someone to get me out of here. Their choice of interpretation on what that means (body/country/planet/era/other). (Note/medical thing: my body can't/doesn't really sweat, so a heat wave could easily kill me. )

But other than that? It don't matter, none of this matters.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

No we’re good thank you.

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