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[–] [email protected] 168 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 42 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago

Big if true

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

It's all Texases, all the way down.

[–] [email protected] 90 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Who knew, Texas is bigger than Luxembourg

[–] [email protected] 54 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's probably just a perspective trick, there's no way

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I see you're joking but for anyone curious

Luxemburg: Total Area 2,586.4 km^2^

Texas: Total Area 695,662 km^2^

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

Which is crazy since Luxemburg has its own language while Texas is speaking the same as Ireland which is already bigger than Luxemburg

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Crazy how nature do that

[–] [email protected] 68 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Europeans thinking a 2h trip is a long ass trip. Then they come visit North America thinking they can visit from coast to coast by car in two weeks.

North Americans going to Europe thinking it'll take 4 hours to go from one city to the next when they can actually cross three whole countries in that time frame.

[–] [email protected] 82 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The most culture shock I've ever experienced was being in southern France, craving some Italian, and realizing I can literally just go to Italy for dinner.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Hahahahaha right??? Ain't that crazy?

Edit:

Same happened to me. Was in South West of France. Saw a board on the highway that said Barcelona was 3h away. Like what????

So we went to Barcelona for a weekend because why the fuck not.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago (1 children)

2h is a long ass trip we've just been gaslit

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

If only we had a high speed rail system like in Japan...

[–] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Am European. I drove from sfo to nyc in 4.5 days. Would I do that again? No.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

No we don't think 2 hours is a long ass trip. We think 2 hours is a long ass commute.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

Honestly I blame American TV for this. Especially anything involving the FBI! In Hannibal they zip between states non stop like it's nothing. I assume it's all supposed to be happening over many days, but it just seems like they're going to and from work in Minnesota and home in Virginia lol

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I've done LA to DC in a week. You just don't pass through many cool places along the way.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But man, can you look at some fucking corn.

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"Hey, has that state no one cares about seen this joke?"

"I don't know, I'll ask 'er.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

What would happen if you divide Alaska in two equally-sized states? Texas becomes the third largest state.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 10 months ago (2 children)

"Texas needs to shut up before we split in half and make Texas the 3rd biggest state"

  • Alaska probably
[–] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"That's an impressively well-typed threat for a moose."

  • Texas probably
[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"Come up here and fight us then, we've seen how you handle snow."

  • Alaska probably
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[–] [email protected] 50 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

even Russia is smoll compared to Africa

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

The Mercator scale on maps makes everything equatorial look tiny compared to northern and southern latitudes.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 10 months ago (1 children)

As the old saying goes, "Europeans think 100 miles is a long way, Americans think 100 years is a long time."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Europeans don't know what 100 miles is.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's a common misconception. Europeans hate standard measurements, but they aren't dumb. They can do conversions.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

fair enough but we don't really have a feel for how far a mile is without converting it to kilometres first

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We don't have to, because we don't live in the 3 countries that use them.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago (2 children)

So you’re saying they should secede from the Union and be an independent world superpower because they don’t need the rest of us, right? Right?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

No, that's ludicrous.

Give them back to Mexico.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

They’re welcome to attempt again. Though we were a bit too gentle last time

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

I grew up in Texas and moved to England. I remember my first weekend there looking at a map thinking of going to visit Cambridge. It was a couple of inches away on the map and I thought, should be an hour maybe an hour and half drive. Imagine my surprise when I arrived in Cambridge in 20 minutes. I forgot to take into consideration scale.

Yes it was a paper map, I know I'm old.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

I realize it's all for jokes but I think neither the image nor comments images are adjusting for actual area, since on a projected map there will be warping outwards of center.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

"that's not where paris is."

--any texan.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (6 children)

So big yet 0 culture besides guns...

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

and bbq and rodeo and jesus and warm smiles and cold daggers

also all the cultural influence from Mexico, but that doesn't count I guess

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I think the cultural influences from Mexico should count. As far as food goes, Mexican food is some amazing stuff, but the American variations are different, yet amazing in their own rights. Tex-Mex, New Mexican, and Cali-Mex are some of my favorite spins on traditional Mexican food. Plus I think you're already including Mexican influences with BBQ and rodeo.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

That’s not where Paris, TX is….

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

This is just a piece of the land we stole from a country that spain stole once

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Overcompensate much?

[–] trk 6 points 10 months ago

I expected Texas to be a lot bigger, given the memes.

Fun fact: the largest cattle station in Australia is 8x larger than the largest cattle station in the US (which is in Texas).

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Now do Indonesia.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago
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