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Goonies rule (lemm.ee)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I don't understand this meme

[–] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago

dont worry. you are better off not knowing

[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

From Wiktionary

(Internet slang) A form of masturbation that involves edging ("maintaining sexual arousal without reaching orgasm") for a long period of time

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh, then wouldn't they wait a bit longer to complain?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nah, the prison scene followed by the hot escape headed by a natural beauty ends 5 minutes in

Anyone that doesn't wake up after this is lost forever in the shadow realm where they continue to watch the truffle shuffle to this very day...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

For a second I thought you meant the caged chicken in the Rube Goldberg machine when you said the prison scene and the truffle shuffle was the natural beauty.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

to goon

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Oh no, that'd be the porn parody, the Gooners.